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Bugfix 2.7.1

- The water at the bottom of the ocean is no longer a separate entity, and cannot be carried or removed.

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Sex was invented in 1782 by John Sex, who mistakenly fell upon his wife while bathing and was subsequently excommunicated by the Catholic Church

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Defed from gab!


It always cracks me up when conservatives are like “you don’t know shjt about guns!” As if you need an advanced degree to figure out how a gun works has defeded from gab already and you should too. Ask your admin if defeding fash is right for you! (It is)

war criminal, birdsite screenshot, but good. 

if Friends was on the air today there would be an episode where Ross goes volcel.

In my 27 years of life, I've seen shit like this grow out of control and people, get pushed out of communities, doxxed and lose their goddamn lives over it

But you wanna call it drama, tch

and you wanna say that folks screaming "Fuck Nazi's" and "Punch Nazi's" is fucking conversational?



In the year of our Lord Twenty Nineteen?

Wake the fuck up and get your head out of your ass

when the nazis try to gain a platform you say no
if the state tries to compel you to give them that platform you say no
if the state tries to compel you to take away a platform from comrades and marginalized groups you say no

take responsibility for what you do. everything else is just some "just doing my job" bullshit

Gab has a fucking dot com instance which is the least of it's crime but it's still pretty funny

I'm tired and bored and I wanna do something but also I have no energy

My theory on why so many of us queers love the cosmic horror aesthetic so much is basically that we're all very used to feeling like the universe around us is illogical cold uncaring nonsense with made up rules and arcane ancient rituals.

"Why am I not allowed to kiss other girls?"
"Why is that activity something that only boys are allowed to do?"
We get vague answers like "Because that's how it's always beeeen!" and "It simply isn't done!!!", and fuck me if that doesn't sound like you're surrounded by an alien cult with rules that don't line up with actual reality. Only natural we start to see the universe that way.

My favorite thing is how modern cosmic horror/Lovecraft-adjacent fiction is like, all incredibly queer.
Welcome to Night Vale, Fallen London, Archive 81, Madoka Magica, etc...
It seems like you can't ponder the possibility that we are specks among an infinitely larger, cold, uncaring cosmic community, until you get some cute girls to kiss first.
I just find it so hilarious because Lovecraft himself was The Worst Person™ and would have probably passed out at the fact that *we* are his most intimately engaged surviving fanbase.

Lmao can anyone say with a straight face “joe biden is not a republican”

i saw a turning point usa dude post about how he would eat unseasoned baked chicken breasts and my life has never known peace

qanon is what happens to your brain when you've never had flavorful food in your life

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.