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Velma: You, sir, should unmask.
Scooby-Doo: Rindeed?
Velma: Indeed it's time. We have all laid aside disguise but you.
Scooby-Doo: I rwear no rask.
Velma: (Terrified, aside to Fred.) No mask? No mask!

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Postmodernism shitpost depressive neomania
Online for a decade, now there's holes in my brainia
Ideology is all pretty much the sameia
Heyyyyyyy macarena

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It makes sense that country/western aesthetics would be reclaimed by queer folks because country/western has historically always dealt with themes (loneliness, poverty, transition, loss, self-imposed exile) that queer folks are already very intimate with, and understand very well

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Saw someone dressed as Santa leaving a store with a book that I think said How to Adult for Beginners and, honestly, I've never felt so connected to the guy.

my bank account balance is $420.69

I'm never buying anything ever again

Burial, as interviewed by Mark Fisher (text threaded):

Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big.

re: pol 

is it cucking when another man talks to my amazon alexa

on the one hand my attention disorder makes it incredibly difficult to live a normal life but on the other hand it makes me very good at posting so its impossible to say if its bad or not

the original Ted talk was held at a high school in San Dimas California in 1988

Literally how does anyone in college ever have any money

One of the students I used to mentor is now in grad school too so we are just mean to each other forever. It's beautiful

Downloading free background painting assets from the unity store, printing them out onto canvas and flipping them as fine art for 130 million US dollars

"shady air courier cum smuggling business" will never stop being a marvel of language

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