thinking of writing a 'how to adult' book to explain all the day-to-day shit that's never taught:

- who cleans the toilet cleaner (spoiler: you)
- what the fuck do you do with an old mattress
- bugs: when are they a problem and when are they chill?
- lifehack: a co-working space with a better movie selection than netflix, no membership fee, and professional researchers on location, all for FREE (a millennial re-discovers libraries)
- turning strangers into friends

any other ideas people have?

- the benefits of becoming 'a regular
- you shouldn't need google maps when in your home city/town. here's how to do that
- my parents always had food in the fridge, but mine is always empty. am i doing something wrong?

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@paranoid
- getting places when you can't drive: people did it for thousands of years, you can too
- yes you can cook for yourself and no it doesn't take any significant amount of time or skill
- fuck gyms, here's some exercises you can do at home away from judging eyes
- no one really knows what flirting is but here's some things that definitely arent

@Dayglochainsaw "no one really knows what flirting is but here's some things that definitely arent"

YES! so good

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