Sex was invented in 1782 by John Sex, who mistakenly fell upon his wife while bathing and was subsequently excommunicated by the Catholic Church
@Dayglochainsaw Why do you think bath was banned by the catholic church in the early modern era?
@Dayglochainsaw Catholic Church watching couple while bathing? LoL
@Dayglochainsaw the atmosphere was invented by Sir Timothy Atmos, in 1682. He was also credited for inventing the atmocube and the atmoicosahedron, but they were later proven to be the work of nearby witches and were burned for having unholy corners.
@Dayglochainsaw permission to say what we're all thinking?
@Dayglochainsaw ok i'm just gonna say it
@Dayglochainsaw get ready...
@em that is something else for sure
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