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Sex was invented in 1782 by John Sex, who mistakenly fell upon his wife while bathing and was subsequently excommunicated by the Catholic Church

Honestly as far as posts go, I'm exceptionally proud of this one

@Dayglochainsaw Why do you think bath was banned by the catholic church in the early modern era?

religious humor 

@EdwardTorvalds @Dayglochainsaw Hey, it wasn't as dirty back then. It wasn't a sex thing, sex wasn't even invented yet.

@Dayglochainsaw the atmosphere was invented by Sir Timothy Atmos, in 1682. He was also credited for inventing the atmocube and the atmoicosahedron, but they were later proven to be the work of nearby witches and were burned for having unholy corners.

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