*me, brain broken* is my dog an anprim
@MoMartin @Dayglochainsaw mo why you gotta do me like this
@MoMartin @Dayglochainsaw How fucking dare you, cats are AnComs
@Dayglochainsaw dogs are anprims and if they had thumbs they'd be sinking oil rigs
@Dayglochainsaw no, dogs have hierarchy and territory
@starwall @Dayglochainsaw They also use technology.
@breakfastgolem @Dayglochainsaw dogwaterbowls are technology
@starwall @Dayglochainsaw Therefore dogs = technology.
@breakfastgolem @starwall @Dayglochainsaw to humans, yeah dogs are 100% technology
@applebaps @starwall @Dayglochainsaw Lil' robopuppers. Cyborks.
@applebaps @breakfastgolem @starwall oh God wait what the fuck
@applebaps @breakfastgolem @starwall are humans technology to dogs. What the FUCK
@applebaps @breakfastgolem @starwall i. I need to sit down
@Dayglochainsaw @applebaps @breakfastgolem which wolf invented the human food dispenser
@Dayglochainsaw @applebaps @starwall We're magic to them. Literal wizards.
@breakfastgolem @Dayglochainsaw @starwall ancient guardians with mysterious powers
@Dayglochainsaw @breakfastgolem @starwall we give them food for a very low calorie expense on their part
we're rubes
@Dayglochainsaw Cats are the only real anarchists
@Dayglochainsaw No, but all cats are