is anything real? probably not until the mystery is solved. just have to get in

found Doug on youtube and now i’m mad i can’t stop laughing. that is the least sexy thing i ever heard

i don’t know where i’d be without youtube tutorials

How to talk to different types of people


AusPol, still lewd and still horrifying 

AusPol, lewd and horrifying 

here’s a lewd and horrifying AusPol toot from my other account, for old times sake...

so who’s excited for the new terminator movie??

Dear Dad,

I have spent over 10 years and $94,000 putting together my mosquito costume, and now I am pleased to announce that I have become a mosquito. The costume is quite realistic and I have even attached bladders to the nose thing, so I can suck up liquids when I puncture them with my nose thing.

I could be buzzing all around you on a hot summer day and you wouldn’t even recognize me as your son-child, you would just think, “Get away mosquito.” From my point of view, you would be 3,000 dads because of the way I have designed the eyeballs. I might be saying “Dad it’s me, dad it’s me” but you wouldn’t be able to understand my language because of its buzzing.

I am also into plastics now, and I am making plastic tubes that you can suck liquids through, kind of like my mosquito nose but used for different reasons. Hope you’re doing well at camp.

See you soon,


The cryptids are good

The cryptids are fun

The cryptids are lovely

Need I say more?

body horror? implied death? shitpost. 

pokemon go, begging for friends 

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