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I’ve just been informed that penguins, despite having wings, are “flightless”. That said, have y’all seen these emu bastards? Hot damn! Think of the soaring I could do with wings like THAT!

Ha! You feeble land dwellers and your, what do you call them? Feet! Ridiculous! If I was an earthen mortal, I would simple grow powerful wings, like the mighty penguin!

i’m not even sure there’s a bin there? so that means it’s a car, tree or pile of junk fire? hm

me: what’s the deal with the sirens out there *checks emergency services app* oh, it’s just a non-structure fire outside my building

Hello comrade.
What do you know about the extraterrestrial intellectualism of Posadism?

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look, there will be commas enough for everyone, i promise,,,,,,,,

Gonna make @GOAT_VFT_142 and @DollyDropBear mods so nobody can say mods are asleep. The moon never sets on the Cryptids empire.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.