lot of god damned soggy fools on this website

lewd shitpost 

Sam Elliot and Ashton Kutcher. Those are the only two people in the world who look good with a mustache.

Every trans person on this web site has at least one loud and rowdy Texan in their corner yeehaw!!

My dog got sprayed by a fucking skunk and she just wanted to play through it but I made her stop so I could bathe her in dish soap and baking soda and vinegar.

you may no longer hide from the truth 

I don't know what a crawdad is but I imagine it's just an old suburban crayfish

@DuckRex update: I fixed my computer and it kicks ass now. On Tuesday I booted it up and it couldn’t even get past the lock screen on the first try, and now I can get from off to the desktop in 15 seconds. He’ll yaw

Gonna fix my computer tomorrow. I don’t know why I’m so excited.

Every day I’m reminded that there are people that believe Barbara Bush was a real person... Unbelievable.

Skeleton wakes from his nightmare. Da share z0ne had not joined mastodon and challenged him to a duel.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.