I know I’m white because I get fucking AMPED when Come On Eileen is playing

the word precum suggests the existence of a more elusive and mysterious substance, “postcum”

Hey if I wrote an adult series like “if you give a mouse a cookie” but relatable topics such as “if you make your sister maid of honor” and “if you give cthulhu the key to the city” would anyone purchase?

Trying to remember if Post Malone is still alive or not, trying to discern if I have a preference.

Sɪɴɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪғᴇ,
Sɪɴɪsᴛᴇʀ ʟɪғᴇ

USpol & education 

Swearing! 

Gimme the screech boys,

Free my EEEEEEEE

Wanna get lost in the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

E̡̠̖̺͙̎͌́̅̔̀͘Ḙ̶̡̬͓̯͓̋̋̌̽̂̕͡Ẹ̷̡͚̖̝͙̤̆͐̊̽̍͋͝E̴͔̝͓͉̪͚̔͊͗͌̍̌͊̕͞Ę̳̬̼̘̟͍̗͚̎̽̌͋̋̐͌̈ͅE͚̙̝͙̼̎́̃͌͘E̡̫̠̱̰͈̲̐͐̏̀͐̆̕͠E̸̛͓̼͍͕̼͛͊̔͌͋͆́̇͟Ē̠̮̯̫͔̦̟̭̠̐̔̑̄E̸͔̠̮̺͖̘̒̅̀̐͛͢Ȩ̠͈̭̯̮͓̪͔̐̇́͆̋͋̅̕͟͠Ȅ̵̬͔̲̥̖̪̆́̊̌̓͑͐͝Ȩ̢͈̗͍͈̹̐͋̎̋̏E̶̱̭͖̞͉͖̽̄̄̊͠͞Ȅ̴̛̞̰̗̱̣̥͕̍̇̀̍̄̚͟Ȩ̨̗̪͈̲̟̉̎̑̈́̽͜E̱͇̘͈̺̔̐̐͒͗́͝E̴͔̹͈̻͕͓̅̄͌̔̃̚̚͠Ḛ̯̙̯̙̭̝̯̒̑̆̏̎̽͗̎͢͡ͅẸ̴̼̣͙̖͇͚̣̑̃̏͋̆͗̽̀̂E̵̡̯̯͖͍͗̑̒̿̓̑̕͟͠Ę̛̻͎̥̟͔̻̻̲̮͑̀̌̃̓͝É̢͉̟̻̟̠̗̬͕̒͊̊̓͜͠͠Ȅ̷̡̫͖̣̠̘̭̜͊͑̄́͠E̶͇̙̣͚̩͗̈̊͑̓̏̿͒̚͜͠Ę̹͇̩̗̳͑͑̉̃͞

Very good investment getting hentai tattooed on the back of my eyelids.

Social Skeleton’s birth name is Jeremy Skeleton.

I promised God I would never do this again, but God doesn’t know that the devil’s lies are his truths.

mine eyes have seen the glory of the cumming of the Lord

It’s my wife and I’s anniversary, so we’re going to the beach.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.