Super Smash Bros is the only game where you can vore both mario and sonic

I like to imagine anyone working for the MPAA being the biggest tightass in the world but still having to watch just the filthiest most vile films. Idk if that’s how it works, but it makes me happy to pretend that it does.

GOD IN HIS EARTHLY FORM, COULD CAUSE HARM TO EYES OR BRAIN Show more

Me, stacking phone books as high as I can: I’m gonna fuck the moon

Don’t you hate it when you click on a selfie and there ain’t no tiddies in it

If I could drive my instance through the heart of anime like a spear, I would.

Ok but where the fuck is Super Mario Sunshine Remastered

Sour cream doesn’t expire, it just becomes more potent.

You, a foolish Catholic: ah, yes, there is value outside of work! God gave us rest, and mandated Sabbath. There are earthly pleasures, and to deny them is to deny some of the best facets of Creation.

Me, a strong Protestant: I WILL CLIMB TO THE HEAVENS MYSELF WITH A PICKAXE IN BETWEEN BREAKS AT WORK

What if you had amnesia so bad that you forgot what night time was and you panicked every time the sun disappeared?

this instance is actually made entirely of Janet Yellen's alts

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.