LOCAL BEE DECIDES TO TAKE SAVING THE PLANET INTO HIS OWN HANDS

Just some bros sharing lewds in the groupchat

“Your tauntaun will freeze before you hit the first marker”

“Then I’ll see you in he’ll!”

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@TheCambrianDruid just enjoying a cold one with the u҉̮̣͈̺͍nk̸̦͉̠̲̟͕n͏̣o̴̬͓̼̰w̦̱̤̮ͅa̸̙̮̖b͓͍͚̙͙̖͟l̮͇e̖̼ ̻̟̬̭́h̶̞̟̯o̶̮͙̪̹r̪̭͕̘̝̼r͎̥̮̪͚̫o͏͉̦̰͎̯̱r͍̰͍s͡

Yesterday at the airport, an older English woman asked me if Dallas Love Field airport was a national airport. I didn’t know what that meant, but I did say that DFW was the big airport and love field was just a single terminal. I hope that answered her question.

Friends

I don't want to alarm anyone

But I'm beginning to think that there's a gay subtext to "YMCA" by The Village People

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I got 40 wolves behind me

please be respectful of my wolf friends

[coming back from the coal mine]

WIFE: How was your day?
ME: Boring, as usual.

If you write your takes in Japanese with no subtitles the weebs can’t understand you.

fuckin weeb I'm gonna come stuff you in a locker

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.