Look on my works, ye mallard, and despair.
Jasnah is checking in to make sure you’re staying hydrated.
English History Is Not Real
starred wars pol Show more
Still don't know what "bringing balance to the Force" means but I hope it isn't Jedi centrism
music; violence Show more
What if instead of putting a children’s choir in this professional recording we just swallow mouthfuls of broken glass
Look, if you didn’t want me to bring cake, maybe don’t call it a search “party”.
Every night, all the cryptids lie in wait for the skeleton to read is a bed time story and tuck us in and kiss us good night. The story is always scary enough to allow the cryptids to scream themselves to sleep.
I'm a lonely mage...I ain't got a home
Oh, also I got another cat.
LONG LIVE THE CRYPTIDS
Here’s the thing,,,, fuck teaching
Hibernation is just nature’s low-power mode.
anybody in the club ripping fatty clouds for warren?
About to crush some Vussy
Cars 2 (KJV)
I’m the Steve Irwin of gaming
the American President, sorry Show more
How many times a day do you think trump considers doing a rap to win over the American people? In my mind, it ranges between zero and thousands.
Goddamn British tv shows and their artistic restraint.
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Why Full Blown Ecological Collapse Is Good (And 14 Other Secrets The Liberal Agenda Is Hiding From You)
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