I don’t have a lot in common with my mother, but we can ALWAYS discuss desserts.

Really can’t blame our ancestors for their beliefs on celestial bodies; the moon is ethereal as fuck.

Politely begging my cat to please stop meowing and sprinting for five minutes while I try to nap

One thing America does right is free restaurant bread

On my first mastodon account, I wrote a toot in which I took a flier for working at Burger King and every time it said “hires” I replaced with “fucks” (ie www dot bk hires dot com became www dot bk fucks dot com). I think about that a lot.

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Today in class I said “put away your Narutos and your Fortnites” and nobody laughed

well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

more like game of bones (because all the characters have a skeletal system probably)

in a world with no 9/11 i don't think the black eyed peas would've existed. im not gonna expand on this

One time, @socialskeleton tricked me and several other poor fucks into watching an indie horror musical.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.