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me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

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Poor Sasquatch could not bear to stay
Around folks who're hornt every day
They all asked for lewds
In text that concludes
"Big feet? Well you know what they say..."

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Will be saying a gorilla prayer for my friend brooko tomorrow so she has a good date!!!!!

Then they proceeded to tell us exactly the way it was here, on the Earth, where Superman now lived, and the guy said, 'And who, disguised as Clark Kent, fights the never-ending battle forโ€”' (now groove on this one) 'Truth, Justice, AND the American Way?'

I always thought that Truth and Justice... WAS the American Way.

We blew it. We did."

-Richie Havens

"Superman wasn't even a human being. Dig that! He was from outer space. And he was doing all the things we humans wished we could do... such as fight for law and order. Things like that.

@EdgarAllanFoe literally go to Mexican blankets dot com, it is a website that sells those Mexican blankets

I'm watching the chapo debate stream and they've got these blankets

I have had three separate friends who own these blankets but nobody remembers where they got them

can anyone help me obtain these blankets they are good blankets

I'm watching the chapo debate stream and they've got these blankets

I have had three separate friends who own these blankets but nobody remembers where they got them

can anyone help me obtain these blankets they are good blankets

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