Pinned toot

me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

Pinned toot

Poor Sasquatch could not bear to stay
Around folks who're hornt every day
They all asked for lewds
In text that concludes
"Big feet? Well you know what they say..."

Pinned toot
Pinned toot

me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

the last time I was in Estonia I was having lunch with a friend and used the phrase "out of the woods," which she asked me to clarify

when I did, she said "hm Estonians would not say that as we don't associate the woods with danger" and I think about it a lot

the last time I was in Estonia I was having lunch with a friend and used the phrase "out of the woods," which she asked me to clarify

when I did, she said "hm Estonians would not say that as we don't associate the woods with danger" and I think about it a lot

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.