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me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

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Poor Sasquatch could not bear to stay
Around folks who're hornt every day
They all asked for lewds
In text that concludes
"Big feet? Well you know what they say..."

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me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

im genuinely sad that cryptids is going offline, i don't really have anything else to say about it

turning and turning in the widening gyre, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, things fall apart, the centre cannot hold and things of that nature

Selfie ec 

@EdgarAllanFoe it's their best work, apart from threatening Homer Simpson in a casino

on Twitter if someone has a bad take, everyone makes fun of it, blocks/mutes and moves on

on Mastodon, we convene 1000 committees and draft up formal articles of censure and it takes three days to resolve

a guy i'm friends with on facebook is starting his best of the year movie posts and I just wanted to know if you had any thoughts on the Honorable Mentions group

here's a quote from a david berman prose piece that have leveled me. i am placing it in conjunction with the following quote 

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