@EdgarAllanFoe image description: a clear plastic skull with plants growing inside it and one branch sticking out of a spout in the top

@EdgarAllanFoe

Crystal skull vodka bottle? I just had one of those bottles on stage with me. Great for setting a mood, like you've done here so well.

@EdgarAllanFoe Godammit I have been successfully avoiding wanting one of those crystal skull bottles for literal years and now you do this to me

@EdgarAllanFoe Whelp, I know what to ask for this Christmas. I'll even offer to give them the vodka back.

@EdgarAllanFoe *looks at most of Dan Akroyd's career* That seems like a good word for it.

@EdgarAllanFoe Have you checked to see if Mr Bonestripper was installed in your basement unexpectedly

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