this is a roast thread of the Roman emperor Nero, please join in
@EdgarAllanFoe lil ugly ass dude looking like a fuckin cartoon witch with a chinstrap and a bowl cut
@EdgarAllanFoe looks like the wicked witch of the west wearing an orange skateboard helmet
@EdgarAllanFoe that’s just Count Olaf in disguise
The dude looks like someone photoshopped his face smaller by 15%
@EdgarAllanFoe fuck out of her with yo "Their always after me Lucky charms" looking ass.
He looks like the black sheep of the Weasley family
He looks like the product of an arranged marriage between Ed Sheeran and Hodor
@EdgarAllanFoe his face looks like when you push in on a barbie head and it gets stuck like that.
@EdgarAllanFoe he looks like a Harmony Korine background actor
@EdgarAllanFoe even birdsite fash are like "yeah nah that bust would be a shit avi"
@EdgarAllanFoe this dude makes you use the madcatz controller
@EdgarAllanFoe more like owoman empewow newowo
thats all i got for the knock-off josh homme with a bowl cut
@EdgarAllanFoe small face havin ass looks like he's wearing a sweatband vertically
Those who are about to die think the vigiles should stop murdering citizens ✊
@EdgarAllanFoe Nero thinks an agrarian reform to redistribute lands would be too much of an Imperial intervention, the latifundists will regulate themselves
@EdgarAllanFoe he ruined my CD!
@EdgarAllanFoe Nero has nothing against Christians, if only they didn't ruin mosaics with all these forced and unrealistic christian characters
@EdgarAllanFoe Nero’s pissed at his mom for buying the wrong flavor Hot Pockets
@EdgarAllanFoe I cant believe all those video game character creators were letting us do wacky stuff to human bodies because they really just wanted us to recreate Nero, who looks like someone set the “face” slider to “no” and neck beard slider to max.... 🤔
"Not now mom, get out! No, you can NOT join!"
@EdgarAllanFoe I can see why everyone was like "Nero burnt Rome".
Nero just wanted everyone to hear his fiddle cover of his favorite Decemberists song
@EdgarAllanFoe Nero posts conspiracy theories blaming the jews for the burning of rome on IVChan
@EdgarAllanFoe original neck-beard lookin ass
@EdgarAllanFoe my man looking like he's giving you very specific rules for LARPing
@EdgarAllanFoe "well actually..." face-ass
@EdgarAllanFoe man gets haircuts from his mama despite literally being an emperor
Nero was the top backer of Ethan Van Sciver's Kickstarter
@EdgarAllanFoe wow, that neckbeard is something else
@EdgarAllanFoe why are you all being mean to ori, he tried his best trimming his beard after the hobbit movies
@EdgarAllanFoe The guy looks like he's disgusted by the people around him.
@EdgarAllanFoe this is a fucking awful look. this is the worst
@EdgarAllanFoe Nero is not only the emperor of Rome, he is also proficient at mansplaning any women he may encounter at the forum.
@EdgarAllanFoe He also insists that he is a "nice guy" and cannot explain why more women don't have sex with him at orgies.
@EdgarAllanFoe complains when he can play as a girl in his favorite western civilization roleplay game
@EdgarAllanFoe this dude stanned Jordan Peterson until he got told to clean his room
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.