Nero uploads a three hour long YouTube video about how the female protagonists in the sequels to Ovid's Metamorphosis ruined the franchise

Nero has a heated gaming moment and says a racial slur targeting the people of Gaul while streaming on twitch

Nero thinks is really eager to explain why the subbed versions of Hunnic cartoons are superior to the dubs

@EdgarAllanFoe lil ugly ass dude looking like a fuckin cartoon witch with a chinstrap and a bowl cut

@EdgarAllanFoe looks like the wicked witch of the west wearing an orange skateboard helmet

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The dude looks like someone photoshopped his face smaller by 15%

@EdgarAllanFoe fuck out of her with yo "Their always after me Lucky charms" looking ass.

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huh. i didn't realize that the Romans created aquaducts to pipe in Faygo for this juggalo looking neckbeard motherfucker.
@scribblefrog @EdgarAllanFoe

the open secret is that in really-real life i am an astonishingly cruel and black-hearted individual who has secreted away the last remaining shreds of his living humanity on this platform, where i can be nice and funny and supportive to people.

until somebody posts Nero or wears a baggy check shirt, and then IT'S ON!!

@jackdaw @EdgarAllanFoe please do not slander juggalos by association with this 19th century caricature of an Irish hipster

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big ups to any artist that did a bust of Nero, and painstakingly chiseled the hardest of marble to replicate the softest of chins.

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He looks like the product of an arranged marriage between Ed Sheeran and Hodor

@EdgarAllanFoe his face looks like when you push in on a barbie head and it gets stuck like that.

@EdgarAllanFoe he looks like a Harmony Korine background actor

@EdgarAllanFoe even birdsite fash are like "yeah nah that bust would be a shit avi"

@EdgarAllanFoe this dude makes you use the madcatz controller

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these high res reproduction pictures are impressive, but ultimately you could just say "imagine a thumb with a chinstrap" and every human mind on earth would produce the same images.

@EdgarAllanFoe more like owoman empewow newowo

thats all i got for the knock-off josh homme with a bowl cut

@EdgarAllanFoe small face havin ass looks like he's wearing a sweatband vertically

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Those who are about to die think the vigiles should stop murdering citizens โœŠ

@EdgarAllanFoe Nero thinks an agrarian reform to redistribute lands would be too much of an Imperial intervention, the latifundists will regulate themselves

@EdgarAllanFoe Nero has nothing against Christians, if only they didn't ruin mosaics with all these forced and unrealistic christian characters

@EdgarAllanFoe Neroโ€™s pissed at his mom for buying the wrong flavor Hot Pockets

@EdgarAllanFoe I cant believe all those video game character creators were letting us do wacky stuff to human bodies because they really just wanted us to recreate Nero, who looks like someone set the โ€œfaceโ€ slider to โ€œnoโ€ and neck beard slider to max.... ๐Ÿค”

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Nero just wanted everyone to hear his fiddle cover of his favorite Decemberists song

@EdgarAllanFoe Nero posts conspiracy theories blaming the jews for the burning of rome on IVChan

@EdgarAllanFoe my man looking like he's giving you very specific rules for LARPing

@EdgarAllanFoe man gets haircuts from his mama despite literally being an emperor

@EdgarAllanFoe @jackdaw Nero has some thoughts on ethics in gladiatorial games journalism.

@EdgarAllanFoe why are you all being mean to ori, he tried his best trimming his beard after the hobbit movies

@EdgarAllanFoe The guy looks like he's disgusted by the people around him.

@EdgarAllanFoe Nero is not only the emperor of Rome, he is also proficient at mansplaning any women he may encounter at the forum.

@EdgarAllanFoe He also insists that he is a "nice guy" and cannot explain why more women don't have sex with him at orgies.

@EdgarAllanFoe complains when he can play as a girl in his favorite western civilization roleplay game

@EdgarAllanFoe this dude stanned Jordan Peterson until he got told to clean his room

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