@EdgarAllanFoe The difficulty of using bear-proof trash cans in national parks does indicate that there's a significant overlap between the intelligence of bears and the intelligence of tourists.

@EdgarAllanFoe bears could kill everything, they just choose not to. They could also speak and teach us their ways, but they're so advanced and intelligent that they know we'd just force them to pay taxes and get bear jobs and shit. So smart.

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