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the hardest part of being a farmer is whispering affirmations to each of your plants every morning

@EdgarAllanFoe honestly just install loudspeakers all over the field and whisper into a microphone. as a bonus you will terrify anyone who tries to walk through the field

@em @EdgarAllanFoe
Copying the church setup & running separate hundred foot long XLR cables and ground splitters running from the wall panel mixer in the shed.



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How difficult would it be to start a feedback loop in a field? LOL

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But whispering affirmations sort of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?

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