the hardest part of being a farmer is whispering affirmations to each of your plants every morning
@EdgarAllanFoe And reading them bedtime stories at night.
@EdgarAllanFoe honestly just install loudspeakers all over the field and whisper into a microphone. as a bonus you will terrify anyone who tries to walk through the field
Is your farm really tiny?
@justjohn they're just waking up, you don't want to startle your crops
But whispering affirmations sort of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
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