I hate it when I crack a geode and there's a note inside that lists the time, place, and method of my death
@EdgarAllanFoe Oh, those geodes; they're the opposite of fortune cookies.
@EdgarAllanFoe yeah, then you're doomed into a tragedy where your attempts at avoiding your death end up being precisely the cause of it and you realize with your dying breath the errors of your hubristic ways. huge bummer
@EdgarAllanFoe god. shit. yeah this sucks
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