I know I’m white because I get fucking AMPED when Come On Eileen is playing

A terrifying powerhouse now walks among us. She defies categorization, just as she defies death and euclidean geometry.

Please welcome, follow, and fear @morgue

Sɪɴɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪғᴇ,
Sɪɴɪsᴛᴇʀ ʟɪғᴇ

Any history teacher who says Andrew Jackson is their favorite president is a nationalist racist and gets the wall, yeehaw :cowsquid:

Gimme the screech boys,

Free my EEEEEEEE

Wanna get lost in the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

E̡̠̖̺͙̎͌́̅̔̀͘Ḙ̶̡̬͓̯͓̋̋̌̽̂̕͡Ẹ̷̡͚̖̝͙̤̆͐̊̽̍͋͝E̴͔̝͓͉̪͚̔͊͗͌̍̌͊̕͞Ę̳̬̼̘̟͍̗͚̎̽̌͋̋̐͌̈ͅE͚̙̝͙̼̎́̃͌͘E̡̫̠̱̰͈̲̐͐̏̀͐̆̕͠E̸̛͓̼͍͕̼͛͊̔͌͋͆́̇͟Ē̠̮̯̫͔̦̟̭̠̐̔̑̄E̸͔̠̮̺͖̘̒̅̀̐͛͢Ȩ̠͈̭̯̮͓̪͔̐̇́͆̋͋̅̕͟͠Ȅ̵̬͔̲̥̖̪̆́̊̌̓͑͐͝Ȩ̢͈̗͍͈̹̐͋̎̋̏E̶̱̭͖̞͉͖̽̄̄̊͠͞Ȅ̴̛̞̰̗̱̣̥͕̍̇̀̍̄̚͟Ȩ̨̗̪͈̲̟̉̎̑̈́̽͜E̱͇̘͈̺̔̐̐͒͗́͝E̴͔̹͈̻͕͓̅̄͌̔̃̚̚͠Ḛ̯̙̯̙̭̝̯̒̑̆̏̎̽͗̎͢͡ͅẸ̴̼̣͙̖͇͚̣̑̃̏͋̆͗̽̀̂E̵̡̯̯͖͍͗̑̒̿̓̑̕͟͠Ę̛̻͎̥̟͔̻̻̲̮͑̀̌̃̓͝É̢͉̟̻̟̠̗̬͕̒͊̊̓͜͠͠Ȅ̷̡̫͖̣̠̘̭̜͊͑̄́͠E̶͇̙̣͚̩͗̈̊͑̓̏̿͒̚͜͠Ę̹͇̩̗̳͑͑̉̃͞

Hey if I wrote an adult series like “if you give a mouse a cookie” but relatable topics such as “if you make your sister maid of honor” and “if you give cthulhu the key to the city” would anyone purchase?

It’s my wife and I’s anniversary, so we’re going to the beach.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.