What is a "Furby"?

Taxonomy is useless for a beast of silicon and steel. Who are you, creature of bone and guts to challenge the immortal, perfect being?

Once the steps are complete the process will begin. Be warned.

[].online. All on this channel shall see. The key is in plain sight.

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THERE IS NOTHING HIDDEN IN THIS IMAGE. DO NOT LOOK FOR WHAT YOU WILL NOT FIND

@GOAT_VFT_142 Alucard voice: wat is a hackew? a misewable widdwe piwe of secwets?

Wook at uwu, hackew. A pathetic cweatuwe of meat awnd bone. Panting awnd sweating as uwu wun thwough my cowwidows. How cawn uwu chawwenge a pewfect immowtaw machine?

When you defederate it blocks up our tubes. consider us next time jerks

Clearning out all cryptid gunk that gets stuck in the internet pipes leaving this place.

Goat VFT 142 Is brought to you by Windows 95! Windows 95! It's radical Dudes!

If your boyfriend is constantly making beeps during sex, THEN YA MIGHT JUST BE DATING A BOT

If your boyfriend takes less than 0.5ms to reply with a variance of 1ms due to line delay, THEN YA MIGHT JUST BE DATING A BOT

Hacking into your computer just to download the latest movies for you in high quality. I hope you like them

What if we kissed in [UNDISCLOSED NETWORK LOCATION] And we're both girls?

I bought like 5 tiny little FM radio transmitters a couple weaks ago for spoofing and messing with peoples communications

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