I just saw an ad play before a promoted post on the Bird site and if that doesn't sum that place up

What should I do for the rest of the boombooms on the screen

best place to take a power nap is in the gay community send toot

Sometimes you just gotta grab life by the foreskin and dock your hog with it

I wish shaking people was a valid form of communication.

teleports behind the bussy

*nothing personnel, John*

Here at cryptids.online there are only two days: Halloween and Baturday.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.