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I just saw an ad play before a promoted post on the Bird site and if that doesn't sum that place up

What should I do for the rest of the boombooms on the screen

best place to take a power nap is in the gay community send toot

Sometimes you just gotta grab life by the foreskin and dock your hog with it

see ya at the great big instance in the sky

teleports behind the bussy

*nothing personnel, John*

Here at cryptids.online there are only two days: Halloween and Baturday.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.