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I'm one of those vat grown psychic precog dudes but I can only foresee what celebrities think Homestuck is

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waiting until my powers grow and Andrew Hussie becomes famous enough that I can see into his Homestuck Lobe and become Enlightened

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im being fucking ganged up on rn
FOR NO REASON

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*me dragging gen away, who is struggling* oh! nothing to see here folks! :D

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jokes aside, can you imagine being the guy who has to make a troop costume for the ketchup bottle man

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also, I didn't know the dancing Six Flags man was real, so what the fuck

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everyone! quick! gen needs your help! just give us your credit card number the expiration date and the three numbers on the back. but you gotta be quick before q takes them out!

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I still refuse to believe there is anything to Mastodon beyond my comfortable corner.

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SHE SHANKED ME AND I LOST HER, BOUNTY OUT FOR GEN

hey @socialskeleton admin me bb, I wanna press more buttons, thanks.

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yeah I'm a hacker if you mean "knows how to write shell scripts"

Thinkin about becoming one of those old timey lamps for a while so that the only way to turn me on is fire.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.