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Can’t wait to snag this nice lampshade tho

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"Ok, this is epic," I howl, blood streaming from my eye sockets.

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Oooooh now I get it. It's called "hornt" because Mastodons have tusks. We say "turned on" because you have to "turn on the computer" to get on-line and look at websites.

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that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions

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People who brand themselves with 4 letter names are just cooler thats all 🤷

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Lamp generously offers to light mastoprom, more on this at eleven.

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one more follow to #GetBrynTo0.5k! which poor defenceless tooter will it be

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OK so who's going to ask me to mastoprom 👀

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.