GIRL CRUNCH @Ophillous@cryptids.online

I'm sorry @ the local TL

putting chips in the fridge: or not?

Ok so long story short I was chilling in newfoundland in this beach that fed out to shore, it was about dusk and I'm looking around and I spot a crab and I'm like "ok cool, let's not spook this crab because that'd be bad" so I approach them a little bit, they scoot back I wait, approach slowly they scoot back less and we tango like this for like 2 minutes or so until the crab doesn't scoot back (1/?)

My hobbies include:

bees
pestilence
horny on main

cryptids
bees II, the sequel to bees
gamer
shitposting on mastodon dot com
hoarse voice
horse voice
smile emoji
bees 3: electric beegaloo
biological slime

Be crimes, do horny on main

brain cells? they used to be called brain sels.. look how far we've fallen

haha jkjk... unless?

Instantly, I want another tattoo

Fuck dude I want so many tattoos

Instagram? More like Insta Gratification

Instantly, I am alienated from the capital that I produce

Fuck it dude, frog merchant sitting on The Man