𝓢𝓲𝔁𝓽𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓼 @Ophillous@cryptids.online

All my students make this big deal about finding my instagram and trying to follow since it’s set to private - but, like, there’s nothing interesting in there?? It’s just a bunch of cat pics???

im eating grays m nd ms :evilbuddy:

all those posts about Waluigi being just some guy who randomly shows up for the party games are so homophobic. Nobody says this about Daisy, if Luigi gets his +1 why shouldn't Wario be able to bring his husband

Legendary Apollo project programmer Margaret Hamilton, next to a printout of weirdo tech bro replies to her posts

my gf is sending me pics of cute lesbians, and my heart cannot take this....

is this post clear? It's the list of emojis I use the most often so they're recommended at the top

pronoun randomizer for gender speedrunners

My biggest takeaway using tinder/bumble is I am the wrong kind of nerd.

i don't know why they always title the first episode of a TV show "Pilot" when there are almost never any airplanes

Ryk: *says something*.

Me: *fricking forgets he's an actual instance's admin and not a regular berries user*

Peptile Lizmol

people in my physics class are trying to claim that america is at the cutting edge of innovation and every other country just copies us, and I feel like that is VERY wrong but I can't think of anything other than like. nintendo. can y'all help

john lick... my balls!!!

thinking about referencing my ape rankings but never posting them, as a bit

Anyone else feel fucking ancient

cuwltuwal mawxism uwu

*sigh*