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putting chips in the fridge: :valid: or not?

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Bee's Crab Story (includes a mild amount of being eaten by crabs) 

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My hobbies include:

horny on main
bees II, the sequel to bees
shitposting on mastodon dot com
hoarse voice
horse voice
smile emoji
bees 3: electric beegaloo
biological slime

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MOM, stop calling it CHOCOLATE MILK! it's my GAMER JUICE!

We’re gonna make this Waffle House into a Waffle Home

Feeding off nightmares and boosts in equal measure

Hmmm maybe the reason that neoliberals embrace the mindset of "Just don't be depressed!" so much is that the alternative would force them to admit that sometimes bad things are caused by the environment and not the person

sometimes I catch y'all subtooting me nicely and just namedropping Mads, but I worry that I haven't seen all of them... if you know I didn't interact with yr Mads subtoot... pls @ me

forcibly ejected from the philosophy club for asserting maskow’s hierarchy of needs was missing slime

@Ophillous @cuttlefish Cooking up slime in an RV when diagnosed with the blues, KidzBop is Breaking Bad!

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.