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My hobbies include:

bees
pestilence
horny on main
:valid:
cryptids
bees II, the sequel to bees
gamer
shitposting on mastodon dot com
hoarse voice
horse voice
smile emoji
bees 3: electric beegaloo
biological slime

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Quick P.S.A. for all you lovelies out there ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’› ๐Ÿ˜

if any of you ๐Ÿ‘‰ EVER ๐Ÿ•› want to subsumed into me ๐Ÿคณ , the evergrowing ๐Ÿ˜ƒ swarm of bees ๐Ÿ (currently at 60001 ๐Ÿคฏ and counting โž•) just send us ๐Ÿ a DM :hornt_licking_lips: and we'll see what we ๐Ÿ can do ๐Ÿ˜ for you ๐Ÿ˜ซ

All my students make this big deal about finding my instagram and trying to follow since itโ€™s set to private - but, like, thereโ€™s nothing interesting in there?? Itโ€™s just a bunch of cat pics???

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Legendary Apollo project programmer Margaret Hamilton, next to a printout of weirdo tech bro replies to her posts

my gf is sending me pics of cute lesbians, and my heart cannot take this....

is this post clear? It's the list of emojis I use the most often so they're recommended at the top

pronoun randomizer for gender speedrunners

My biggest takeaway using tinder/bumble is I am the wrong kind of nerd.

i don't know why they always title the first episode of a TV show "Pilot" when there are almost never any airplanes

Ryk: *says something*.

Me: *fricking forgets he's an actual instance's admin and not a regular berries user*

people in my physics class are trying to claim that america is at the cutting edge of innovation and every other country just copies us, and I feel like that is VERY wrong but I can't think of anything other than like. nintendo. can y'all help

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.