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P.S.A. if you have become a bee it is :valid: to put a bee emoji somewhere in your profile but it is also :valid: to go out and rub yourself all over any nearby flowers and to dance at your friends!!!

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Quick P.S.A. for all you lovelies out there ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’› ๐Ÿ˜

if any of you ๐Ÿ‘‰ EVER ๐Ÿ•› want to subsumed into me ๐Ÿคณ , the evergrowing ๐Ÿ˜ƒ swarm of bees ๐Ÿ (currently at 60001 ๐Ÿคฏ and counting โž•) just send us ๐Ÿ a DM :hornt_licking_lips: and we'll see what we ๐Ÿ can do ๐Ÿ˜ for you ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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me, to a hematologist: i don't give a shit what they do, if they're white i don't want them in my body

oh my god i FINALLY found this meme i made a year ago

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Just found out my girlfriend wants to build a safe house out in the woods to hide from the inevitable apocalypse with me.

I've never been happier.

Anyone who wishes to become a Cryptid who is online must search deep within themselves and find their truth. Then, dm me.

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good news about hour+ unpaid overtime; everyone else is gone so I can listen to some podcasts out loud
newest recommendation, however: The Polybius Conspiracy (season 2 of Showcase from Radiotop)

My goal here is to become Delaware's premiere shitposter

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McDonald's across the street from a bank: Hi, what can I get for you today?

Airport McDonald's: Fuck y'all want?

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.