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@Ophillous@cryptids.online
I'm 21, and also just 60,004 bees in a trenchcoat trying to make an honest living.
"a horny swarm of bees, hell bent on fleshy pursuits" -Skeleton
Joined Sep 2018
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Bee's Crab Story (includes a mild amount of being eaten by crabs) Show more
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My hobbies include:
bees
pestilence
horny on main
cryptids
bees II, the sequel to bees
gamer
shitposting on mastodon dot com
hoarse voice
horse voice
smile emoji
bees 3: electric beegaloo
biological slime
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what if you jerked off and then I came Show more
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Be crimes, do horny on main
โ๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธromoted Twee๐ ฑ๏ธ
I know SNL is not only reactionary, but also just plain awful, but that one skit where Adam Driver tells the white supremacists that Vermont is actually the best place for them is good.
Phrases i love Show more
new gamer
like this is why anime avis think they oppressed
i think sometimes people confuse bullying for oppression
Look, I'm an animal. An absolute monster. I vacuum tile floors and don't sweep them. Why on earth would I push dirt around when I could just inhale it with an electric motor?
if you thought I would miss one of Skel's rare lewd toots you'd be DEAD wrong
Qdoba is proletarian Chipotle
im teaching my girlfriend how to play magic and this is the best thing ever
okay last card post sorry but
can we talk about this nonsense
also thatโs 100% brynden rivers
Be gay do Crimea
Kim Petras has a standing invitation to join Cryptids and that's the tea
I do exist. Iโm like 78% certain this time.
If some has 18= in their bio it means you can only follow them if youโre 18. 19th birthday today? Smash that block button, motherfucker.
I'm 21, and also just 60,004 bees in a trenchcoat trying to make an honest living.
"a horny swarm of bees, hell bent on fleshy pursuits" -Skeleton
Joined Sep 2018
