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putting chips in the fridge: :valid: or not?

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Bee's Crab Story (includes a mild amount of being eaten by crabs) 

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My hobbies include:

bees
pestilence
horny on main
:valid:
cryptids
bees II, the sequel to bees
gamer
shitposting on mastodon dot com
hoarse voice
horse voice
smile emoji
bees 3: electric beegaloo
biological slime

putting chips in the fridge: :valid: or not?

Mad’s friend says: “its like the flavour of noise music”

Mads verdict on ’tchuplate: “the flavours just about work out but it seems like it makes the ketchup really intense. the mouthfeel of the ketchup with the chocolate in ways I haven’t anticipated” (selfie, group ec)

@Ophillous your mom and I heard that you were hanging out with guys named tony and mario and, you know, we just don't approve of their lifestyle and we don't want you exposed to that

@Ophillous i just want you to know this is what convinced me to finally listen to car seat headrest

hmm, this car seat headrest stuff is good actually! haha this is enjoya- hgnng, ohghhnhgnhuguhughungrgkrghr ughu rgkkrg uh oh oh no, what's happenininigningn to meeee aaAAAaaaAAAaaaaahhhhahaaaaahahahahahahhaahaahahahahahahahhahaahhhhhhh this Seltzer is really good haha yum!!! oh wait, oh not, fukcngjiohg no oh no oh god all my facial hair is just falling out oh ogdnonogd oh no wait wwwwait what's happening gnngto my shhiirtt ngnngNGNGNgngnn oh god, I wasn't wearing floral pattern this morning

i’m so grateful for folks like @garfiald who share their knowledge of history and political philosophy in a way that is engaging and accessible. trying to wade through academia can be daunting asf, and i’m a native english speaker w a lot of experience reading said texts.

nothing is radical if it is not also accessible.

I think it would be cool to expel black ichor upon the altar of mortality,

Mystery incorporated 

Mystery incorporated 

Mystery incorporated 

Mystery incorporated 

Mystery incorporated 

Mystery incorporated 

Mystery incorporated, slight spoiler 

Mystery incorporated 

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