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putting chips in the fridge: :valid: or not?

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Bee's Crab Story (includes a mild amount of being eaten by crabs) 

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My hobbies include:

bees
pestilence
horny on main
:valid:
cryptids
bees II, the sequel to bees
gamer
shitposting on mastodon dot com
hoarse voice
horse voice
smile emoji
bees 3: electric beegaloo
biological slime

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Would you rather have twice as much flesh ow half as much flesh?

@mcknze And in the center I beheld Satan, and in his three mouths he was chewing the worst of those who are wrong online. In one mouth, @Ophillous for their sin of fridge chips.

Would you rather have twice as much flesh ow half as much flesh?

my step dad got my little sister a watch that can call only people on a certain list and im on that list so now I'm getting random calls from my sister telling me shes drawing in the car

a quote from jim davis: "By virtue of being a cat, Garfield's not black, white, male or female, young, or old or a particular nationality."

this just in: jim davis thinks all cats are nonbinary, but more importantly, garfield is canonically nonbinary

i think a horrible thing that western propaganda has done is turn any critique of a leftist government into a critique of leftism. like, human rights abuses are not a *product* of communism — made obvious by the rampant human rights abuses done by capitalist nations — but it's always positioned as such.

Pic of me—covered in random mural stuff lol. Full body pic, EC, boosts +++ 

Thoughts on caring, long +++++ 

Thoughts on feelings 

What do you get when you cross a vegetable, a vampire, and a carpet? 

What do you get when you cross a vegetable, a vampire, and a carpet? 

What do you get when you cross a vegetable, a vampire, and a carpet? 

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