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putting chips in the fridge: :valid: or not?

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Bee's Crab Story (includes a mild amount of being eaten by crabs) 

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My hobbies include:

horny on main
bees II, the sequel to bees
shitposting on mastodon dot com
hoarse voice
horse voice
smile emoji
bees 3: electric beegaloo
biological slime

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You guys are some fuckin nerds, huh?

my alarm clock is just gonna be the pure and the damned. gonna cry myself awake to iggy pop every day

i cant help myself im really into spaceships that look like 90s volvo models

responing to ess oh esses in monhun because im helpful and nice

i love those quote images people post on facebook like "im different from most people..... sometimes im quiet... sometimes im social.. please be nice to me because being me is hard"

like you literally just described every human in existence but go off i guess

@Ophillous following you is basically following me but with some extra because all you do is boost my posts.

it is an INCREDIBLY slow fucking bar to get interaction from me

following me is accepting that you're essentially following my entire home timeline

I listened to the sel and hyperlink podcast and my recommendations were for a video about programming in visual Basic, and the Pretty Good about the NFL strike

professional photos of me dressed up nice 

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.