Soap gum truther @Ophillous@cryptids.online

MOM, stop calling it CHOCOLATE MILK! it's my GAMER JUICE!

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Me to myself

We’re gonna make this Waffle House into a Waffle Home

Hope Skeleton is having a great morning :)

Feeding off nightmares and boosts in equal measure

Love my town!!! #htown #htx #houston

Hmmm maybe the reason that neoliberals embrace the mindset of "Just don't be depressed!" so much is that the alternative would force them to admit that sometimes bad things are caused by the environment and not the person

what the fuck it's July. how is it July already

sometimes I catch y'all subtooting me nicely and just namedropping Mads, but I worry that I haven't seen all of them... if you know I didn't interact with yr Mads subtoot... pls @ me

idr if i posted these but i was feeling cute that day sooo
*ec selfies*

crocs n socks hours

forcibly ejected from the philosophy club for asserting maskow’s hierarchy of needs was missing slime

im so strong that I dont say good night. I say good might

America's Next Dumb Bitch

im cool cute and hot

foreskeggings

@Ophillous @cuttlefish Cooking up slime in an RV when diagnosed with the blues, KidzBop is Breaking Bad!

0 Kelvin is the absolute cold. the absolute hot? thats me