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hmm, just realized in hindsight that I've done shaft or gay but with toes once

@bryn listen, I'm not HAPPY that this is a fact of my life now

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@Duende listen, you're rad and I love you and you're such a good poster & I'm happy that your life is going so well rn but dear everliving lord shut the ENTIRE hell up

@Ophillous ur very cool too bees but you know how i feel about toes and i will never shut the fuck up about them ❤️

@Duende I know this and I love and respect and admire this fact about you, it's quite commendable and I def have my equivalent for your toes

but 🅱️lease

@Galuade @Duende do you have any friends who code bots? you could probs set one up or get one set up easily enuff

@Ophillous @Galuade i object to telling bottoms to do things being referred to as “coding”

@Duende @Galuade bottoms will execute the routine if you phrase it in the right way and they will do *exactly* what is being asked of them when told directly enough

sounds like IRL coding to me....

@Ophillous @Galuade bottoms are like pokemon we can only memorize so many commands at once

@Duende @Ophillous @Galuade >teach Tell Me What You Want to BOTTOM
This Pokémon cannot learn this TM

@byttyrs @Ophillous @Galuade but mads, i tell my tops exactly what i want, at all times, repeatedly,

@Duende @Ophillous @Galuade Duende, to no-one in particular: bully me
me: yes hello I am here to bully you, how would you like to be bullied today
Duende: o-oh my~

@Duende @Ophillous @Galuade *slams locker immediately next to your head* yeah, dipshit, despite your help!!!!

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@Ophillous jules... the agony this post has submerged me within is exquisite beyond all description. I simply MUST know more. namely, were you the toes or the tongue, and if the latter, did you toes? or gay

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