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me: ok so being trans is like, if you had a stakeboard that was really good at doing kickflips, but instead of kickflips, your skateboard really wanted to do grind rails, because of who it was instead
tony hawk: i told you, im a grown adult, you dont need to use skateboards to explain things to be. also it's 2019 i know what being trans is
me: *pats him on the head* good boy

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i love lurking in the shadows. one of my favorite places to lurk tbh

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trying to lure sailors to their death. its so hard nowadays cuz all the sailors cant stop looking at their phones

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real cookie monsters are a lot scarier than tv would have you believe

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@Picklemaddierix ok if i ever found that CHOOSE YOUR GENDER game that me and brooky saw? i would never stop playing it

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they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody puts your image into memegenerator for the last time....

fun cj fact: when i first heard about 9/11 i remember being terrified b/c i thought osama bin laden was gonna bomb my kansas elementary school. this was in like 2006

Me: you should make a movie called "Soup-er Troopers." it would be like super troopers but instead its about people who make soup. they would go on soup-making adventures.
The President of Hollywood: thats a great idea Maddie. here have one million dollars.
Me: thank you

Neon Genesis Evangelion is, at its heart, a story about the power of friendship

its easy to make fun of those ads for horny video games that are like "your girlfriend will KILL you if she sees you playing this game" but like. imagine if somebody you loved started playing a horny fantasy game that they found out about from a pop-up ad. imagine how mad you'd be

When Brooko says "mate," she really means "listen up you fucking idiot,"

people just love to download skype. they’re freaking nuts about it

wife won't let me listen to trapt to get pumped up for sex anymore i want a divorce!!!

eugen is just mad because he only added the CW feature in order to not get anime spoilers and Eve's not even using it for that

NGE livetooting 

its easy to make fun of those ads for horny video games that are like "your girlfriend will KILL you if she sees you playing this game" but like. imagine if somebody you loved started playing a horny fantasy game that they found out about from a pop-up ad. imagine how mad you'd be

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.