Our founder, Johnathan W. Minecraft III. May we remember him with honor, for his honor, and his dignity.
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hitting my computer with a wrench until it does what i want
For Sale: Right Kidney, Gently Used
Now serving ticket number: 8264. Please approach the o b s i d i a n o b e l i sk
Yeah, I'm looking for cubicle G398, can you help me?
G.I. Joe (Gastrointestinal Joseph)
primate, alcohol, heartbreak
I'm here to arm wrestle Satan.
Yes, I'll hold.
Good morning, I'm here for new hire onboarding.
Just call me Lil Ceasar, cause this glock hot and ready.
When I die, make sure that I am fully erect so that I may challenge God
Me, with developing pain in my kidney region: this can probably wait until tomorrow.
On one hand I believe in peace. On yhe other hand lets do things that will get the feds after us.
all-pokemon #inktober day 13, "guarded"
featuring my favorite fire-type
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.