And now, a word from our president.
@SquidPresident : *wet slapping sounds, gurgling*.

Cracked open a pomegranate and it was full of eyes. Please advise?

getting all my bones removed so I can fit under doors and shit

as ectotherms, we have little body heat to trap. therefore only reptiles are truly free to wear clothing purely for aesthetic reasons.

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When someone tells me that French spellings are fine and don’t need modernization

The French language’s inability to change and be a useful language basically means it’s the language form of being Amish

Shutting down every microgram of passion I have left to flex on the French

Look, I may be a straight WASP cis man, but I love you all and would be delighted to drive each and every one of you to and from the airport like the hot dad I am.

taking all the hell threads and using them to make a hell sweater

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.