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Texas Vanity Plates: A Journey through the Lone Star State’s Shittiest People

An Ongoing Project, First Entry

Car Make/Model: Ford Mustang GT

Plate: TR5TGOD

Not only is THIS plate shitty, it implies that someone else already has “TRSTGOD”. This is probably an evangelical Christian who thinks of it as mission work.

i am going to make a playlist of certified brooko bangers guaranteed to send you to another dimension and toxic is not welcome

ok this one is actually pretty milquetoast 

i love bringing my following list together slowly after a move. its like the part in final fantasy vi right after your party gets broken up

what if i did a stream but it wasnt of video games i was just looking at my sites

5 PM Brain: It’s bed time

Me: No

10 PM Me: It’s bed time

Brain: No

there is so much of my life here and its honestly weird that no one irl knows anything about it

Sending Conner one (1) upvote for her birthday

unpopular opinion; please don't cancel me 

meta; might as well; boosts + 

unpopular opinion; way outside my lane 

a reverse truman show, where everything is real life but it's trying really hard to make you think it's all just tv

Teens on here: what the fuck is a homes tar runner

Going to livestream myself watching every piece of content on Homestarrunner dot com in chronological order. For charity.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.