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Texas Vanity Plates: A Journey through the Lone Star State’s Shittiest People

An Ongoing Project, First Entry

Car Make/Model: Ford Mustang GT

Plate: TR5TGOD

Not only is THIS plate shitty, it implies that someone else already has “TRSTGOD”. This is probably an evangelical Christian who thinks of it as mission work.

you know.. ive never seen andrew yang and cj in the same room

im just being salty 

tolkein: i wish england had the kind of national mythology that other nations have, i guess i should write it myself

the tolkein estate: if you use the word "hobbit" without permission i'll see you in court

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I am about to watch Alien, my favorite movie, in theaters for the first time

us pol 

drug 

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