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hitting my computer with a wrench until it does what i want

Now serving ticket number: 8264. Please approach the o b s i d i a n o b e l i sk

Yeah, I'm looking for cubicle G398, can you help me?

When I die, make sure that I am fully erect so that I may challenge God

@SquidPresident probably just an American things. I’m not about to go to a hospital and waste all my money on something so inconsequential as a kidney! I have two of those, it’ll be fine!

Me, with developing pain in my kidney region: this can probably wait until tomorrow.

On one hand I believe in peace. On yhe other hand lets do things that will get the feds after us.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.