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Me as a kid: “man when I’m grown up I’m gonna have entire days home alone where I can just play video games all day, and nobody can stop me. Fuck chores!!”

Me now, home alone with no plans: “h....holy shit.... i can finally do all that laundry... i could even clean out the fridge. This is amazing.”

@SquidPresident
If I could work 4 days a week it'd be fuckin beautiful.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.