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scientists have determined that the most beautiful phrase in the English language is "gogurt wallop"

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queering the men's room at Mickey D's by using it to suck dick

SHE MAKE HER BOOTY GO BOOM BOOM PAT
POP THAT ASS
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Dark Google give me the Jesse McCartney ‘Up’ forbidden lore

"Yeah bro. I'm comfortable enough in my homosexuality to say when a man is attractive."

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I become approximately 75% more gay when ABBA is playing within earshot

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M Y ̜̞̬̻̖B R̵̦͍̦̪͙͕̜͢ ͏͓̙̞̪̫͟Ȩ҉͏͍̗ ̛͔̥͚͖̺͟T̶͚͖̼̻̭̼̩̯ ̧̗̻͈H͉͔̹̗ ̻̳R̡̧̺̮͖̥͇̝ ͕̯̭̭E̢̯ ̡̯̳͍̞̪͇̕͞N̠̞͜͢

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