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Ha! You feeble land dwellers and your, what do you call them? Feet! Ridiculous! If I was an earthen mortal, I would simple grow powerful wings, like the mighty penguin!

Setting the first piano note of "Welcome to the Black Parade" as my text notification tone to strike fear into the hearts of emos who think they're past their former selves.

We hear the ocean and cry with pride. You hear the ocean and cower with desire. The ocean feels you but does not shake.

the last time I was in Estonia I was having lunch with a friend and used the phrase "out of the woods," which she asked me to clarify

when I did, she said "hm Estonians would not say that as we don't associate the woods with danger" and I think about it a lot

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.