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A terrifying powerhouse now walks among us. She defies categorization, just as she defies death and euclidean geometry.

Please welcome, follow, and fear @morgue

The ultimate goal? Defederate from every server to truly exist as Cryptids.

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I’m hoping that everyone has forgotten what i look like now and just pictures an actual grey alien instead

having a normal one i͓͎̺̱̜̺n͚͚͉̱̈̎ͩ͆ͣ̓ ͕̅̊̃̃ͥ͡t̪ͧͨ̀ḧ̤͕́̃̓͂e̥̗̞̙ͨͮ̀̏ ͖̜̜̫ȁ̟͈͉̐̚t̯̣ẗ͔̹͉̖͔̬͓́̏̽i͕̳͕̖̼̿̔̽́̚c̳̫̖̥ͩ̈́

Gimme the screech boys,

Free my EEEEEEEE

Wanna get lost in the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

E̡̠̖̺͙̎͌́̅̔̀͘Ḙ̶̡̬͓̯͓̋̋̌̽̂̕͡Ẹ̷̡͚̖̝͙̤̆͐̊̽̍͋͝E̴͔̝͓͉̪͚̔͊͗͌̍̌͊̕͞Ę̳̬̼̘̟͍̗͚̎̽̌͋̋̐͌̈ͅE͚̙̝͙̼̎́̃͌͘E̡̫̠̱̰͈̲̐͐̏̀͐̆̕͠E̸̛͓̼͍͕̼͛͊̔͌͋͆́̇͟Ē̠̮̯̫͔̦̟̭̠̐̔̑̄E̸͔̠̮̺͖̘̒̅̀̐͛͢Ȩ̠͈̭̯̮͓̪͔̐̇́͆̋͋̅̕͟͠Ȅ̵̬͔̲̥̖̪̆́̊̌̓͑͐͝Ȩ̢͈̗͍͈̹̐͋̎̋̏E̶̱̭͖̞͉͖̽̄̄̊͠͞Ȅ̴̛̞̰̗̱̣̥͕̍̇̀̍̄̚͟Ȩ̨̗̪͈̲̟̉̎̑̈́̽͜E̱͇̘͈̺̔̐̐͒͗́͝E̴͔̹͈̻͕͓̅̄͌̔̃̚̚͠Ḛ̯̙̯̙̭̝̯̒̑̆̏̎̽͗̎͢͡ͅẸ̴̼̣͙̖͇͚̣̑̃̏͋̆͗̽̀̂E̵̡̯̯͖͍͗̑̒̿̓̑̕͟͠Ę̛̻͎̥̟͔̻̻̲̮͑̀̌̃̓͝É̢͉̟̻̟̠̗̬͕̒͊̊̓͜͠͠Ȅ̷̡̫͖̣̠̘̭̜͊͑̄́͠E̶͇̙̣͚̩͗̈̊͑̓̏̿͒̚͜͠Ę̹͇̩̗̳͑͑̉̃͞

peruse p e r u s e
do not see the enclosed
do not see the enclosed
do not do not do not do not

*kneels down and shines a flashlight into the crawl space* yup, just as I thought. you got reply guys.

The first time I saw The Cat in The Hat (2003) starting Mike Myers, I was probably about 8 years old and it blew my tiny fucking mind. I have never before or since seen a movie which so openly reveled in its own sick wrongness.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.