As I near 10,000 toots, I will be taking a step back from Mastodon to reevaluate my role.
Since becoming president of the ocean eight months ago, I have had the time of my life. I opened the border to the arctic and antarctic ocean so we can party with penguins. I disrespected some crabs. I even communed with the mother water.
But my critics say it’s not enough. So I must prove them wrong! There’s a big initiative in the works, and before I luxuriate in the big 10k, I plan to see it through.
C O N D U I T O F T H E
M O T H E R W A T E R
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.