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I become approximately 75% more gay when ABBA is playing within earshot

I T I S F R I D A Y N I G HT ,
M Y ̜̞̬̻̖B R̵̦͍̦̪͙͕̜͢ ͏͓̙̞̪̫͟Ȩ҉͏͍̗ ̛͔̥͚͖̺͟T̶͚͖̼̻̭̼̩̯ ̧̗̻͈H͉͔̹̗ ̻̳R̡̧̺̮͖̥͇̝ ͕̯̭̭E̢̯ ̡̯̳͍̞̪͇̕͞N̠̞͜͢

These tentacles were made for hugging as many friends as possible

This is how I assume all the coaches who also teach history plan their lessons

For a brief period in high school, @socialskeleton just stopped noticing stop signs. He would just blow through one and I’d be like “dude you just blew that stop sign” and he’d be like “WHAT?”

I may be but an aquatic, betentacled beast, but I have long wondered how aerodynamic I am were I to be fired out of a missile launcher.

i dont know what this means but my brain wants it to be posted 

if Sony doesn't reach a deal with Marvel the chip in Tom Holland's brain runs the kill command

Druid hookup story 

ATLA Spoilers 

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.