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Casting circles with BBQ spice rub, carving totems from bars of Irish Spring, chanting baseball scores, burning Costco coupons in an iron brazier to summon dads

@WyrdLouisa between the lack of Costco membership and, you know, not having kids, this pull got me at 37.5% strength

@nsmckinnon I'd be at least 60% likely to get caught in this trap myself

@WyrdLouisa DM: “Noah, roll d20 to escape λουΐζα’ς trap.”

NOAH: “Hmm.” [chucks die] “I rolled a - ”

DM, FROWNING, SCRATCHING HEAD: “Actually, never mind, looks like she summoned herself into the circle somehow.”

@WyrdLouisa all they wanted to do was sleep in, just this weekend

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.