🎤sana Sa sana sa Sana SaSa sana sa
we're the sanasa's

I don’t think they should’ve paved Paradise to put up a parking lot. That was a bad idea, to me

[trying to contain the Healyn Field]
you fools! you'll all be roasted!!

moving to a faceless european beach town. everyone's at a cafe, the whole town. all the factories are empty. all the houses are empty. all the houses are made of soft pink stucco. all the houses have the sinks flooded, the town is running into the sea, everyone looks up from a tiny cup to give me a soft hello i can't fully understand. i'm wearing my softest button down shirt, you are wearing your softest button down shirt.

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"You! You there!" he shouted to a boy on the street. "What day is this?"

The boy gave Scrooge a puzzled look. "It's 4/20, sir. 4/20 morning."

"Good! I haven't missed it. Here, lad." Scrooge rummaged in his dresser drawer and pulled out a bag of money. He tossed a handful of coins to the boy and said, "There's a big, dank bud in the dispensary window at the end of the street. Buy it and deliver it to Bob Crachit's house."

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got moved from the attic, my plan worked. now i'm in a place with a leaky roof. got free mold if anybody wants any.

two people on opposite sides of the library just said 'short attention spans' at the same time and now we're all jynxed

It's a lot of work to milk ghosts but it's all worth it when you taste that ectoplasm on your cereal

just found out cardinals and robins are not the same bird, fucked if true especially for batmans sidekick

open carrying my black knight greatsword in Denny's

# yall these are the funny and good folks who need to join cryptids and fulfil the prophecy


wow just realized i don't actually follow that many people

wow, one like on my curseday post. i'm really feeling the love, cryptids.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.