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part of the reason i made this account was to get better at writing poetry,
I don't know that many resources other than reading and practice
big fan of epic poems and one day would like to do one or part of one, but outside of kingship + male dominated narratives (see ursula k's carrier bag theory)
anyways send ur fav poems here

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okay picture this: you have a stiff neck but it's 1000× worse than any one you've ever had and it lasts for untold millennia

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look, I know you mortals are sick of hearing this but the fucking sandworms in the netherworld, man, you don't even know

ask not for whomst've the bell tolls, it tolls for ME! It's all mine, y'hear!?

i'm bringing back saying, 'fail.' to my own detriment

lasts until cancelled

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everyone ask how crimethinc, no one ask how crimefeel

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Honeystring
Dr Leg
Tom Noodle
Pinball Scene
Peanutbutterjiggles
You’re Telling A Lie
Beep Boop
Bobble Bun
You Name It
Whiskeridoo
Sparky Buttons
This Guy
Various Authors
Chicken Whiskey
Fish Especially
Thelonious Monsieur
Ringo Shuffles
Sweet Cakes
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Two Patz Grandpa
He Glad
Funky Moe
Accepted A Tribute
Chewie Bean
Gregory Chimney
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people who maintain a 16th century 'scientism' worldview, a mechanistic comfort food of newtonian thought, should be required to wear top hats and waistcoats at all times

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a practical guide for survival in a hellshackle placed on you by your former 2nd in command, a guide to living in limbo until resurrected by unworthy pupils in a distant, collapsed future

i can't find my occult treatises on bilocation, can I borrow yours?

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libraries where you can't torrent or play game mysteriously turned to smoke and blew away last night, strange...

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mucking about in my feelings 

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On my way to work, I passed a guy in a punisher t-shirt playing hacky sack and vaping.

Does the matrix need a reboot?

cryptids cinematic universe 

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when you're Kyle, the whole world is drywall

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.