videos of monkeys stealing shit also fucking rule. when i was 3 years old i went to the zoo and i was eating biscuits and a monkey stole my biscuit and i was so upset i remember it to this day. but now i understand that that monkey proved himself worthy of that biscuit because he defeated me in the free marketplace of ideas. that's just what it means to grow as a human being
performing heists with @morae in our matching skimasks. we're taking the money, all of it in a bag. we're shredding your foreclosure papers and student loans, we're leaving a carpet of flowers and wild grasses behind
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bout to get lost in the sauce
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Oh yeah, happy Bicycle Day everyone.
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.