@brosadist I don’t hate baseball! I just like to roast it, because it’s all a toss of the dice.
@SquidPresident I am so enamored with this idea, too bad MLB would take all my worldly possessions for having a good time online
livestreaming a baseball game, with me doing play-by-play and @SquidPresident (who hates baseball) doing color commentary
@brosadist unless you're way in the country, where the men's fashion is to tuck your jeans halfway into your boots
HAN: I'm just trying to ask, am I still gonna be fertile when this whole thing is over with?
TECHNICIAN: Buddy, I'm barely fertile living in a cloud city day by day, you're a pilot in the radioactive hell vacuum of space
HAN: I just, you know, I think I could be a real good Dad someday
TECHNICIAN: Uh huh
@socialskeleton the best way to contribute to the revolution is donating $35 to the mackenzie patreon allowing you access to the Revolutionary reward tier
Foolproof; great idea; Ok America, here's how we create wealth equality in one week or less
1. We pick a day and collectively run the banks, withdrawing everything we have.
2. This causes a bank collapse, which triggers the FDIC/NCUA payout of up to $250k per claimant.
3(a). First outcome is that nobody in America has more than $250k. Bam, equality.
3(b). Second outcome is that the US government collapses, leaving billionaire assets largely unprotected, ripe for forced redistribution.
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.