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Kicking my feet up on the control panel of the spaceship I pilot alongside a small band of noble pirates. I'm wearing cowboy boots. I'm also shirtless. Sweaty but not in a sexy way, like a haven't showered in several days because the water recycler broke way. The hold is full. Fuel is low but our next stop is only hours away, and the galactic authorities are long behind us. I turn up the static coming from the radio and look out at the stars.

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Even dead gods can dream. I want to dream...

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How many inches to hit my back walls? One! Two-hoo! Three — *CRUNCH*

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I was still expecting to hear more songs off Emotion. My body wasn't ready

having listened to the album on a sound system now and not my worksite radio, I have decided that Dedicated is filled with fucking bangers

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Are you supposed to sleep it off or are you supposed to stay awake?

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Randall's Groceries, I am going into battle, and I need your strongest Caesar salad

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if my country were attacked I would simply commit a great number of war crimes

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uspol shitpost 

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Too Much is the crying in the club hit of the summer

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.