Pinned toot

Even dead gods can dream. I want to dream...

B99 6x01: Jake infiltrates a DSA meeting and is voted in as a co-chair. Santiago plants cocaine in a suspect's apartment and gets away with it. Holt plays an April fool's prank on Kevin by ordering his eggs scrambled instead of poached during brunch.

lining up all my thoughts just right, just so i can fuckin bowl a strike with one tiny idea like "porpoise trousers"

Hey I'm Knees and I'm running for President. Here are my proposals:
- bombing the nation of France
- sawing every palm tree down in Cali
- free heroin for children
Please boost!!!! I need to start running early!!!!!

Now serving ticket number: 8264. Please approach the o b s i d i a n o b e l i sk

Every time I see screenshots from Stalker I'm like what in the goddamn? Then I remember that I watched a bootleg without subtitles.

yknow a lot of people stop me in public and say some silly shit like "oh my god i've seen you before, in my dreams!!! like an ominous premonition!!! you were wearing a long black hooded cloak with a raven on your shoulder!!"

and to that i say


Hey Padre, me and the other stone masons were thinking, and we all agreed, that maybe the one thing this church was missing, hear us out here, that the one thing this church really needs, that could really spice up the place, is rain spouts carved like disgusting creatures.

pumped for the real #redwave when we get to guillotine them all in the streets

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me, usually: i'm interested in marxism-leninism and liberation of all oppressed peoples by building a communist society

me, running into a conservative after a couple of drinks: MAO'S GONNA LOOK LIKE A FUCKING LIBERAL WHEN WE'RE THROUGH WITH YOU

US Pol, capitalism, Supreme Court, labor rights Show more

for all I know SCP stands for South Carolina Penis and it’s a regional database of dick pics

Thinking about what baseball fans from the 1920s would say of today's game and its mostly racist things about the black and latino players

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.