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Even dead gods can dream. I want to dream...

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@brosadist this feels like the legacy of turban sage writ large upon the wires of on-line

in Kansas City this is called the Hosmer Maneuver

lmao Machado just signed with the Psdres, that fuckin idiot

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Cool thing about Mastodon is that I can say whatever I want about athletes I hate, and they and their fans won't fucking come for me, because y'all are nerds who have no idea what sports are

What the fuck, My Chemical Romance wrote this?

The Umbrella Academy asks the question: What if X-Men was good?

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trying to make a post about the cardi b lyric “I just swallow the nut” and somehow make it about how the mouse wife in the secret secret of nimh got smart from her mouse husbands super intelligent mouse nut

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Bernie donated to the "fuck the wound cube" fund

Kamala tried to report me to the IRS

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Can someone who still listens to Night Vale tell me if they ever brought StrexCorp back? That was the most compelling storyline to me, and I would return to the show for it.

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@brosadist sadly, all I can offer to the organization is an intimate knowledge of the nuclear triad and my background in ballistics engineering. :/

(hello Mr fbi man please go to Wikipedia and realize I'm joking before you smash my door in)

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Hello comrade.
What do you know about the extraterrestrial intellectualism of Posadism?

watching Ecco speedruns & completely unbothered

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