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Also, Shays' Rebellion and the Whiskey Rebellion were right.

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everything is a mecha when you're a colony of brain parasites

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Even dead gods can dream. I want to dream...

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car talk but its me and matt and neither of us know enough about cars to fill the runtime so its half an hour of dead air

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@brosadist I don’t hate baseball! I just like to roast it, because it’s all a toss of the dice.

@SquidPresident I am so enamored with this idea, too bad MLB would take all my worldly possessions for having a good time online

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markets do not solve human needs (not a human so u fewels are on ur own)

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livestreaming a baseball game, with me doing play-by-play and @SquidPresident (who hates baseball) doing color commentary

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@brosadist unless you're way in the country, where the men's fashion is to tuck your jeans halfway into your boots

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In Texas the men's fashion is to wear pants over their boots, while women wear pants tucked into their boots. It just struck me how completely ridiculous this sounds

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HAN: I'm just trying to ask, am I still gonna be fertile when this whole thing is over with?
TECHNICIAN: Buddy, I'm barely fertile living in a cloud city day by day, you're a pilot in the radioactive hell vacuum of space
HAN: I just, you know, I think I could be a real good Dad someday
TECHNICIAN: Uh huh

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am i the only cryptic that doesn’t stream video james

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Incel = involuntary celibate
Cancel = Canadian celibate

Forgot to call the elevator back to me and died by falling. Classic Dark Souls.

fiscal austerity, debt reduction, tax cuts, these are all tools of the imperialists

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I heard summin on this here site was actin’ in an untoward manner... if yer preying on the good folks of this town, you’d best yee yer haws somewhere else :flintlock_m: :cowsquid: :flintlock:

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@socialskeleton the best way to contribute to the revolution is donating $35 to the mackenzie patreon allowing you access to the Revolutionary reward tier

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Foolproof; great idea; Ok America, here's how we create wealth equality in one week or less 

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.