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Baseball buddies, please give me your suggestions on a team to follow this season! Here are the teams I won't consider due to MLB blackout or moral reasons:
-Cardinals
-Cubs
-Red Sox
-Royals
-Yankees

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Even dead gods can dream. I want to dream...

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jesus was two gay enbies stacked on each other inside of a trenchcoat

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turn all the lights off in the supermarket for a superior experience.

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videos of monkeys stealing shit also fucking rule. when i was 3 years old i went to the zoo and i was eating biscuits and a monkey stole my biscuit and i was so upset i remember it to this day. but now i understand that that monkey proved himself worthy of that biscuit because he defeated me in the free marketplace of ideas. that's just what it means to grow as a human being

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You think just because I'm sitting on this tree trunk, playing the banjo in the middle of a forest I have a good tale to tell you? You think I know something relevant to your journey? Maybe I'm just waiting for my raccoon husband. Dumbass

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performing heists with @morae in our matching skimasks. we're taking the money, all of it in a bag. we're shredding your foreclosure papers and student loans, we're leaving a carpet of flowers and wild grasses behind

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i love carly rae jepsen, little fun fact for ya

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me: *makes an exaggerated post, strawmanning techbros*
tech bro: *replies to the post and proves the strawman*

what the

thinking about that Red Sox fan who got arrested at Yankee Stadium for trying to piss during God Bless America

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.