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Turned Carly Rae Jepsen's "Let's Get Lost" into a slow jam by slowing it from 45 to 33 1/3 RPM and cranking up the reverb. Like any good producer.

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Even dead gods can dream. I want to dream...

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*getting springboarded out of my grave like a ragdoll with a big BOIOIOING sound*

good morning, daycrew.

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i think it would be good for us to work out our differences by clashing blades in the art of combat

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my sole cold weather tip is that insulated pants are just regular pants with pajama pants sewn in

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wow I am really in a living in the backwoods with an AK mood tonight

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getting pissed off about how effectively Americans have been brainwashed that if the system changes in any way besides taxes going down it means you, personally, have less freedom

Retirement account:
-stealing workers' wages
-paying no taxes, sending even less money to public services
-shaming lower class for not having ability to retire with dignity

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wealth redistribution is just a blue shell but for bank accounts

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you're literally a shareholder profiting off the labor of other workers and not doing anything in return but go off

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Divest from your retirement fund, it makes you a capitalist.

Every other industrialized country has outlawed payday loans (using your paycheck as collateral) because they're so nakedly, unabashedly evil. Only America would call scamming the most desperate people out of their last dollar "free enterprise".

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