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Even dead gods can dream. I want to dream...

Sure, you know the pentatonics, but what about the heptatonics? The septatonics?

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who wants to go be desert nomads with the orb

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the room is quiet; many people at the small round tables are poking their meals with cutlery or looking at their phones. i walk onto stage slowly, painfully awkwardly slowly - as i grab the microphone a horrible feedback tone loops through the room piercing everyone's ears. there is angry muttering and the people in the front row cross their arms.

I cast my gaze about with a worried frown; then leaning in close to the microphone whisper: "spider bussy" the room erupts in spontaneous and overwhelming cheers and screams. the soldiers raise me up on their shields and riotously proclaim me empress. the heads of the former consuls are put on spikes outside the p

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Don’t walk in on me “masturbating” you cannot comprehend it.

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cowboy boots are pretty much the only thing I have taste in

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Boost if u think any of these are made up:
Money
Gender
Time
Israel
Santa Clause

No one will know which one!!

[leaning into an accent like George Bush does]: America deserves big fuckin anna may robots

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The only reason we still remember the Titanic is because rich people died on it send toot

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I could probably eat a beyblade if I really tried

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Ok guys, gonna need y'all to confirm if you're coming to the conference or not. Found a great Airbnb, I just need y'all to cash app me $12 each for the week. What a steal!!

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.