Pinned toot

To the tune of vindicated by dashboard confessional: 

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetle- 

Tonight at 11, are your children 'pangeaing'? Learn more about this frightening new trend and how *your* teens could be reuniting continents right under your nose.

Becoming a libertarian because, to quote my upcoming book A Treatise on the Market, “It is the right of every man, and his right alone, to determine when his sprinklers run- and this is a right Big Government cannot take away”

Thinking about the guy I went to highschool with who would do magic tricks and ride a razor scooter around the school. he was basically GOB

It goes like this the fourth the fifth the sixth the seven ate nine

"taylor swift? more like taller swift."-a line from tall girl

me and luigi are actually sending coded messages through those toots. when one of us sends the signal, the other will know.

The Handmaid’s Tale 2 ending scene 

Gabe Saporta is NOT, I Repeat, NOT the Joker! he’s Bane

The thing about the old days is they did call people shit like corn pop so Biden isn't lying about that but instead of being an old timey pool gangster he was probably just a guy who owned a soda fountain

Hello Radical Town. Somebody told me that this is a good place to be.

@cosmicevan and yet if you were to pull a gun and blow out their tires YOU'D be the bad guy in this.

If I was a cop and I wanted to cut through four lanes of game day traffic, I would simply turn my siren on first, or at least my turn signal

Fucking pig almost killed me on the sawgrass just now

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.