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ewe. it’s like, even the ram thinks their gross. y’know? folks.. times up

that scene in spider-man 3 where aunt may recounts how uncle ben proposed to her and it's just a great quiet and heartfelt scene, would literally never be in an MCU movie

Cryptids dot online golden instance awards july 31st 2019

I think my sleep schedule had been reversed. Trying to get it back to normal through having a good mentality

*alanis voice* It's like ra-ii-n/on a warrior outside/it's a ninja sword/when your knuckles have knives

i listened to an episode of Pod Save America and that fucker never talked about making Iron Man

Did 50 Cent ever get rich, or did he die trying?

remember that 50 Cent song where he was bragging about being a P.I.M.P.

I feel like I’m at a point in my life where the things that happen to me are so similar to things that might happen to The Joker that i really want to see that movie

in the dms doing some robbery. i get rich off of this routine. try it

The Limo has got to be one of the most timeless Seinfeld episodes

You fool. I am a level six novice in the parkour arts. I can cross most flat surfaces with merely a thought, and I can scale heights of up to four feet in a single bound.

I feel like the world is ready for a Seinfeld revival

asking for money, boosts appreciated 

I forgot I did this one. but it did make me laugh!

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.