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am i ever offline? yes.. but am i ever offline when i don’t have to be? no

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enbies on the thin blue line... moms who use instagram... the world we live in today is truly an intersectional one

guys the reason the last post didn’t make sense is because my brain is broken

i dont even like “get this” i just appreciate the visual elements here. it’s from an old people facebook group

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i keep having these ambitious ideas for replies and abandoning them halfway through

the axis that separates authoritarianism from libertarianism on the political compass is also referred to as the thin blue line

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I want to go on something more thrilling than Hedge Maze 1.

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"some people think i'm bonkers,
but i just think i'm free
man i'm just livin my life,
there's nothing crazy bout me"

- the joker

crossposted from mumsnet 

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there is so much of my life here and its honestly weird that no one irl knows anything about it

every dad wants their son to defeat them in athletic battle

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accidentally severed the thread of life by sitting on it. anybody die recently. send my regards

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just in case you're wondering, the lyrics are:

"i'm about to smoke diarrhea out of a cup,
you cannot stop me, you will not control me"

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one of the ways i fool myself into thinking i still have time before school starts is by convincing myself that it’s one day later than it really is and then checking the calendar to receive a pleasant surprise

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.