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Logging off, with joy and admiration from the deep.
Good night.

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@socialskeleton and @cryptidsingeneral Every day I am thankful and flattered to be on this instance with such insightful, funny and kind people. The local is a constant joy and I love this instance from its mothman antenna to its eldritch toes.

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I love skeleton. They are the best admin mayor arch-bureacrat governor gavel wielder etc. I wish him well

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As the short lifespan accorded to my species drew to a close, she attempted to extend my life so that I could continue to provide her companionship. Unfortunately her workings would not accept that other than death, and so her earthly body became the cost of my life. Now her spirit is intertwined with my own, and I have sworn to assist in her struggle in order to repay her in some way for her sacrifice.

Likes: shipwrecks, socialism

Dislikes: dismantling guillotines, Michigan

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Hello! I am an exceedingly large 350 year old cuttlefish residing in the waters of Lake Ontario, a dwelling I have specifically chosen to exclude Michigan. My atypical size and lifespan can be attributed to Louise Turenne, a powerful and dark but noble witch who fought against tyranny in her home of France. She kept a wide variety of exotic and common animals as ingredients for potions, but she grew fond of one common european cuttlefish.

Buddy drinking processed cow titty j u I c e that's bad for the environment?
Not valid

cryptids poll 

linux meta discourse pupper doggo lewd valid uwu owo twitter rt politics drama 

Lastly, whoever is saying teachers are bad can catch these hands


Venture not near the rivers and streams, for She stalks and hungers. Please welcome, follow, and fear @jennygreenteeth

tag yourself is a new, generalistic instance that is looking for friendly users willing to be part of a local-oriented community.

we run the lightweight masto fork Hometown that @darius mantains. hello, #mastoadmin and fediverse at large!

Being a zoomer is cool because you have absolutely no recollection of 9/11 so the infinite imperialist crusade that followed has no apparent motive whatsoever beyond "we did it because we wanted to", which is probably much closer to the truth anyway

Pleroma is good at the end of the day tho that’s the thing

food, cryptids cereal 

aleums fuck you now i want to make cryptids cereal

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.