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Did not expect to go into full-on anxiety-crisis mode about my career path in the middle of this Publix yet here we are

‪If a woman gets stretch marks from pregnancy and she names the child Carl, she could call those her Carl Marks.‬

One of my group chat’s profile photos is a literal picture of my whole ass

Please put your coochie on airplane mode during the flight

Shut up and dance with me, but for the most part just shut up. I’d say make it a solid 85% shut up.

@socialskeleton hey man, noticed you never boosted this. Did this not live up to your expectations?

Lean wit others as you would have them rock wit you.

Lean wit others as you would have them rock wit you.

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