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Don’t get how some folks got lost trying to find the Master Sword in Breath of the Wild... the answer was to just follow the wind. The name of the game could literally be retitled to “The Legend of Zelda: Wind.”

Listening to Hinder - “Lips of an Angel.” Missing mom tonight.

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, whenever Luigi throws an item downward while in mid-air (left), his nose briefly elongates. This is a result of the code mistakenly applying Mario's animation data to Luigi's model for a few frames.

Listening to Hinder - “Lips of an Angel.” Missing mom tonight.

Seeing Super Mega Live with Squid this Saturday (two straight white males going to see two straight white males)

Gonna start saying shit like “actually the Obama drone strikes were awesome” to get any damn response in the group chat

guys can we PLEASE get trending?? eugen said if i get 500 boosts he'll give me mastodon

I’m head manager of customer support at Ass Eating, LLC and my employees are on STRIKE

CEOs are not keto. Any execs in the treasury department are absolutely keto, and are technically negative calories.

‪The cruelest thing about capitalism is that we let two guys be the richest dudes on the entire planet and their names are Bill and Jeff.‬

Learning to never toot before 11am because most of y'all are in college and bedtime is like, 5am

when i was 6 years old i jumped into a ballpit and i think that gave me autism

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