Thinking about posting this pic of my mom to r/oldschoolcool!

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EGG LIFTY FACTS: a few weeks ago I was going to get a haircut and some guy rolled down his window and yelled at me, “HEY... you have a nice ass.”

I then texted this to Squid President, who replied, “Well, you do.”

I promised God I would never do this again, but God doesn’t know that the devil’s lies are his truths.

When anyone bumps Global by Lil B i fart and cum IMMEDIATELY

The Pokémon National Dex controversy further illustrates my point that you should never feel sorry for nerds

I am not afraid to speak of the Forbidden Spice Girls: Garlic, Thyme, Trader Joe’s Every Day Seasoning, and Bulbasaur‬

Good morning everyone. I'm pleased to report that the tl is pretty quiet at the moment, and folks are just chilling on this equivalent of a Sunday. I'll report back if anything develops, but for the moment it appears we have a nice rest of the weekend to look forward to.

Back to you, Satan.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.