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I won’t be coming back to this site until the very concept of “otherkin” is yeeted out of existence. CW my expanded asshole

Since I only have a few more days here, I’m happy to announce that most of y’all are weak ass and need to go outside probably

Honestly think Donkey Kong could not change his own tire

What if instead of Mein Kampf, the Germans had MeinCRAFT........... history is so cool and full of mysteries

In 2010 I watched Toy Story 3 the summer before I went to college. A week before I leave my friends and Dallas, I watched Toy Story 4 where Woody leaves his friends for new adventures. What I’m saying is Woody better get some deep head in Toy Story 5.

In case anyone cares about personal Egg Lifty news, next week I am moving to North Carolina because I got a huge opportunity to be lead editor for the YouTuber MrBeast. I am excited.

Bush took control of the nation and made Christians believe that all people with a brown skin tone are scary and steal oil from a lot of other countries, and all we got out of that was I Can Only Imagine lowkey being a club banger

Omg she’s taking me to autozone omg omg this day just keeps getting better

Is Feel Good Inc. what they renamed Monsters Inc. after Mike Wazowski & Company made those kids laugh instead

Is Feel Good Inc. what they renamed Monsters Inc. after Mike Wazowski & Company made those kids laugh instead

Bout to down some refreshing Maontain Dew before sending my landlord to the guillotine

I now ask that the congregation turn to page 107 in your hymnals. Let us sing His praises high and low.

Yeah man she’s hot but she’d look even hotter if she threw her landlord into the guillotine

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