Hi! It's me, the Flatwoods Monster.
I have to admit, the Mothman terrorized West Virginia better, but that doesn't mean that I didn't try.
@fidgety mothman didnt have my kid abruptly slam a book shut and tell me to lock the book away. That’s all flatwoods baby
@hieronymus_burp I'm glad to know I have something going for me!
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