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Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang!
@gayalien lol n00b u just dont understand how a 1337 gamer like me can maintain my 9000k killstreak for 18hrs at a time on our communal front room TV console
MOSES: parts the red sea with a little stick, leads people to freedom through the desert
JESUS: won't stop turning water into wine and asking to wash people's feet
hi!! it's still me but i'm a cryptid now. your camera will instantly go out of focus when you try to capture my visage
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.