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wow. so i really spent the last five hours on this sidewalk with my asscheeks painted like a hot dog bun and nobody is gonna help me complete the illusion? fuck this society

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if you ask me, Real Estate is the Fakest industry of them all...

- The Joker

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i ain't a damn terf 

"What's your plan."

"I'm going to smoke weed with the Declaration of Independence"

here's the video i came out with on fb/insta/twitter lol (selfie, eye contact, video)

Block recommendation 

block recommendation 

that report of the week guy is cryptofash. i have no evidence beyond a strong gut feeling and a wonderful intuition

*me, at the end of frankenstein*
i guess the real monster was cis man all along


95% of my obsession with the paranormal is an excuse to buy books and connect newspaper clippings with red yarn on a corkboard

a pro wrestler talks about sex 

PSA: dabbing is funny again. It has rolled over

if you don’t enjoy my charcuterie posts now i will simply serve them to you once more tomorrow night...

medical shitpostety 

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.