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i was thinking about what the global war for resources was gonna look like and then i realized that these fuckers are already gearing up for it at chik-fil-a. i asked for a water and they gave me the smallest cup possible

"can i get a coke"
*they throw a jug of slop onto my roof like some kind of fred flintstone rack of ribs setup*

"can i get a water"
*they put one drop of sewage runoff into a teaspoon and make me put my tongue out to take it*

@gayalien I always ask for a "big boy cup" when that happens.

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