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my husband is a and i fucking love his useless ass. i hate him as much as i love him but i resolve these emotions by hitting him with a big frying pan

@mcknze there is nothing erotic about it. i have nothing but disdain for him and he's lucky that he's still alive

@gayalien this needs some gingham around it and maybe a goose with a little bow and I would hang it up in my kitchen

@gayalien wearing a nightgown and curlers and chasing your husband out of the house with a rolling pin is :valid:, queen.

@gayalien chasing around this damn cat and mouse with a rolling pin

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