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if i was in the matrix, i would simply look the red and blue pills up online before i took them

@gayalien Side effects may include aggression, agitation, mood changes, and a realization that reality is not real.

@gayalien me: *looking for info on my phone*

**2 HOURS LATER**

morpheous: you done yet brah?

me: sorry, i just saw that there were milfs in my area and i had to check it out

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