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if anyone’s gonna ask me what mastodon is i’m just gonna show them this picture

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the song "Human" by The Killers asks an important question: are dancers human, and if not, and what are they? are dancers dangerous? where did they come from? why haven't we noticed?

my ego and id lowkey overlaps and it was kinda confusing for my therapist

i will Understand if Skeleton is gonna ban me after my last toots

gross, lewd for freaks, i warned u 

gross, i warned u 

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i really missed having pink hair, all the Stares i used to get because of them, ughhh the DrAMA ☕️🤩

recently my friend accidentally dyed his hair purple (don't ask) and our math teacher complained that it's kinda controversial or whatever, so guess what, im dyeing my hair pink for our next math class 🤪

remembering the time someone on here called me petite bourgeoisie for wearing clean socks every day

anyway today's new episode of steven universe so uhhhh i might shit myself because of the excitement

biting my bro on the ass as a sign of respect

extremely lewd, borderline pornographic 

fun fact 

so i was cooking dinner and i though to myself "damn this is definitely not kosher" and i dont really understand why because
1) the dish is probably kosher
2) im not even jewish

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