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introductions 

if i never stop shitposting i never have to feel an emotion

communism good, a thread (7/7) 

evolution already perfected one creature: the jellyfish. it will not do the same again.

screen reader bad 

WILL GRAHAM: He wouldn't go to the McDonald's, he'd have it delivered to Air Force One! You got it delivered and put on a plate, didn't you, you son of a bitch? You put the plate on a god damn tray! You ate a Filet O' Fish 10,000 feet above ground, didn't you, you fucking cheeto!?

skel and me in an odd-couple type show where i accidentally burn his copy of robert's rules for kindling

In '98, the direct to video release of Scooby Doo on zombie island was released, the first original scooby doo animation in a decade and a half. This effectively relaunched the scooby doo brand and was broadcast on cable on halloween of that year. Since then, scooby doo has been on air every year in some capacity, often changing up yhe art style and adjusting the characters to serve as more contemporary role models for children.

Oh!! I saw this cryptid on google maps the other day and forgot to share. Please enjoy this unidentified cryptid.

food, boogers 

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.