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would like to reiterate that all ball sports are deeply offensive to the orb

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do you just not like the platonic form of the shuttlecock, or...?

seens disrespectful

@johnrandom badminton is good because of the cute lil skirt the balls get to wear

@johnrandom I'm glad you stand for the one true sport, Chess.

@nuttgodd @johnrandom Introducing my new spin off sport from Chess Boxing, Chess Frisbee. There's no timer but you have to make your move before the frisbee gets back to you.

@nuttgodd @johnrandom the game is 2v2. You have 2 people throwing the frisbee and yelling out chess moves, and 2 people moving the chess pieces.

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American football is not an orb... of course.. it's not really a ball, now is it?

@johnrandom Im so sorry orb what foundation should we donate to

@johnrandom I’m sorry were not taking better care of the ball earth :(

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