Omtose Phellack @kevinwhipsnowed@cryptids.online

*extremely Road House voice*

Polar bear fell on me

faved. faved. faved. all youre selfies are faved. none of you are free of clicks

When will my THAC0 return from Edition Wars

Daughter: hey, check out all these custom dice sets of amazing colours I got for £50 at the con this weekend

Me: here's the garbage bag full of random dice I got online for like £2.50

Daughter:

BRP BRP BRAP BRAP BRAP

Dice pools

D100

Nobody wants to buy my remaster of 'American Graffiti' with all the period specific music replaced with the works of GG Allin

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Dental Dams?"

Cocksta Coffee

##OWNED

Starbutts Coffee

#REKT

I am leaving Nottingham, named so because someone in the days of yore did something naughty with a ham

The English language changes spellings over the centuries

Jar Jar Twinks

There is a dude at PonyCon cosplaying as a Hunter S. Thompson character, complete with fishing hat

Hoofer S. Thompson

Someone with a press pass is interviewing the people next to me about their PonyCon experience

I am keeping my head down and my headphones in

I have never read Bukowski, and am not sure I am going to bother

I need to post this where all the Texans are

https://allpro.social/@kevinwhipwrecked/102950448578109100

Someone is smoking the weed outside of PonyCon smdh

Do you believe in kissin' honey

https://youtu.be/y11lxG8WM9M

There is a bodybuilding competition a couple buildings over

It is a panoply of lats and traps and six packs and ass, all an unnatural hue of bronze