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faved. faved. faved. all youre selfies are faved. none of you are free of clicks

oh nice they just sell this stuff at the pharmacy now. no rituals necessary.

Gonna hold tribunals for my users by posting polls to determine whether I should suspend them. Open to the public.

One of these days this summer, I'm going to leave my car to block traffic and romp through these wildflowers

When Lucy said “I’m creating an account on another instance” I followed that

asking for help 

Good morning, I'm wearing a new dress and I turned on the car radio just in time to hear the devil's part in "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" so today is getting crushed so far

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.