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faved. faved. faved. all youre selfies are faved. none of you are free of clicks

The Mastodon Effect on my brain:

The game is called Brooky Kong. It has always been called Brooky Kong

When I played it in the arcade at the roller rink in the 80s it was called Brooky Kong

That's just the way it is

The cryptids are good

The cryptids are fun

The cryptids are lovely

Need I say more?

linux meta discourse pupper doggo lewd valid uwu owo twitter rt politics drama 

anyways can someone reply with some cat pics

ok look at these two regular ass cats hanging out with some kinda anime creature

introductions 

What's your favorite song from the year you were born

Venture not near the rivers and streams, for She stalks and hungers. Please welcome, follow, and fear @jennygreenteeth

If you thought bofa dot lol was fun, get ready for citigroup dot haha

the eternal struggle between the impulse to pop the fuck off and the equally strong impulse to shut the fuck up

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.