kosherposting Show more

drew this, it’s messy but i think the composition worked and it felt good to sit and draw.

kadavar she’amur: “kol atsmosay tomarnah, Hashem mi kamokhah”

listen it’s simple: every particle of your being acquires more and more fear of heaven until a mass relaxation releases that energy in a coherent beam that momentarily bridges heaven and earth

the only good theology thought i’ve ever had is “prayer as population inversion” and it doesnt even make sense

I feel more prepared for . . . I uh, am Jewish. Sorry.

uspol Show more

bush did 7/11

don’t boost this. don’t reward this behavior

okay I finished my character sheet (doodled on the back of an empty one)

Can we make it so online games with extra content can only be added or gained if you have good behavior?

Like, "Oh you want that new battle skin? Well, you harassed 3 women while playing yesterday, so you can't have it until you have better sportsmanship"

my kingdom for a profession where no one expects me to take Ted talks seriously

Some Asshole: The only reason someone will ever be nice is if it benefits them somehow

Humans: I'm gonna bring this plant home, and name him Greg, and water him every day. I love you Greg.

Whenever i see those lizards that run on two feet, i'm like "why are you trying to be a human? You're a lizard! Enjoy it!" smdh

joke about content warnings, food mention Show more

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.