Pinned toot

in a forgotten corner or the beis medrash i slumber. a bohur disturbs my rest looking for the spare set of the minhas hinukh. he yelps in surprise as i stir and stretch ny mighty limbs, “oy! is it a lizard or a mentsh?” with a rough, raspy voice i answer:

i’m a lizardmentsh!

skittering about getting up to various sorts of kobold business such as: chase bug, look at a star, root around in dirt, make a rope from sweetgrass, chase different bug, try to find star again,

how many levels of yak shaving am i on? i am writing a custom annotations-based persistence system to use in an application to help me organize my notes to create supplements for a tabletop rpg that i wrote

intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."

Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*

asking for help 

the little friends hanging out on the margins of recently-mowed lawns: who are they? are they always this small or what would they look like unmowed?

haha i know we joke guys but for real if theres any number of wolves inside you thats a medical emergency for you and the wolves

today was my birthday, and a fairly happy one.

i watched detective pikachu with a friend, worked on a programming thing and hung out with my wonderful spouse.

good shabos friends, i dont have to teach anymore!

blending the boundaries between We Live in a Society sadposting and flippant shitposting in a dangerous way; touch starvation, toxic masculinity 

literally every piece of news about purism makes me extremely embarrassed to have bought one of their laptops 😬

crows are goblins, yea or nay?

in favor:
- small
- clever
- thieves
- noisy
- i love them

hey @johnrandom want to become seminomadic pastoralists on the pontic steppe

one thing i like to do is accelerate the destruction of christianity by eating plants

“phenominical” i think is a mishearing of “phenomenological”

some of my students put their favorite things i’ve said this year on the board

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.