you, tears in your eyes: you can't just call the protagonists of heroic literature himbos, being pretty and succeeding primarily through strength rather than guile is literally characteristic of the genre
me, pointing to beowulf: himbo
@lizardmentsh Beowulf is Himbo and Grendel is Dark Himbo
@Dayglochainsaw Forbidden Himbo
@lizardmentsh Himbo, himbo, himbo, none of you are free from himbo.
@lizardmentsh that just makes all of them himbos
@lizardmentsh thank you for this toot, I've spent the last two minutes wondering "but what about Jason, from The Argonautica"
A bit hypocritical of Lleu Llaw Gyffes to yeet a spear through Gronw for being too much of a himbo.
@emacsomancer fair i kind of just went with the first one who leapt to mind
Tired: Hercules is a himbo
Wired: Mr. Bingley is a himbo
@lizardmentsh I wish I remember the mythology podcast I was listening to that had a voice actor who played Gilgamesh as such a himbo, you could hear the cleft in his chin
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