im a cunt.
mackenzie aka the orbthey/them | 23 | friendly
dont talk about sex on this website you jackals
@readytherhinos its mackenzie bitch...
whatever having a personality is i want nothing to do with it
gonna start being a guy who wears a hat, all the time
my friend came over and made this of choo choo lol
my uncle is talking about pointing your bare arsehole at the sunrise. who the fuck off here has been talking to him
lime plant growing under an alien sun
please enter your characters SOCIOLOGICAL CHARACTERISTICS
i will Understand if Skeleton is gonna ban me after my last toots
ok jer i think that was everything you missed
i hope my game is good when it it is finished because otherwise i sure will look like a fool for always running my mouth on here
doing bong rips out of Elefun the elephants' trunk
100 bus stops and running
responding to "how was your weekend" with my thousand yard stare technique, instantly dealing 1d8 psychic damage to my unsuspecting co-worker
I wonder what your life is like if you buy upholstered, skirted chairs for your dining room
kj: "I didnt know if you wanted the silver color or the gold color, but then I remembered who the fuck you are and got gold." lmfao my gaudiness prevails
haha im gay
then i hit tacoma and i’m like “i bet real razorgirls don’t get stuck in traffic 😐”
every time i put on perturbator while driving to seattle it makes me feel like a razorgirl on her way to battle the cyberbezos
@mcknze 💖💖💖 thank you, i literally LIVE to trigger boomers
@mcknze they found some new dimensions, making us all look like fools
future generations referring to us as “scaleless” as though it were strange
bout to place the onus on some individuals!!
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