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i will turn rupert murdoch into a paste and use it to grout the tiles in the flinders st public toilets

I’m hoping that everyone has forgotten what i look like now and just pictures an actual grey alien instead

please paypal me $3000 to play the baby block game

if i was likeable i would 100% be one of those girls that live streams minecraft and eats pickles into microphones or whatever it is people do

shout out to everyone that knows how much minecraft i play and still continues to speak to me

cycle of brooko coping mechanisms 

i see the new icon and i know it's matt, i don't need to double check

they’ll critique the media’s treatment of women in an almost feminist way... but they always start calling each other beta cucks before they can really finish the thought

“I’m sending you strength tonight man, you can get through this without nutting in your pants... stay strong brother”

35 yo men and 15 yo boys telling each other to “stay strong brother” lmao

hi my new shoes just came in the mail, anyone want to come listen to korn in the car park of the local target with me??

love to facetime while nugget tries to get in my nose the whole time

shout out to the baby nug! today she pulled a maple sapling out of the ground and put it in gilly’s bed, go off nug love your work

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.