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my dogs poop so so much but it’s worth it for the clout

winner of the fediverses favourite goblin wife award 1969

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@muppetbutler you also posted country cookout with guy fieri. you are not free from sin

excuse me but i posted dog... dog sitting in chair... where are my bloops

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The only downside to having an active social life is that sometimes i miss pictures of brooko or pictures of brooko's dogs

i ain't stingy with the faves, if you know what i mean

i only fight with matt for those sweet larry faves

infinite monkeys would not type the entire works of shakespeare, fuck off. They're fucken monkeys

Monkey is how the French describe the device they use to open the door

woke up at 5am thinking about how bilbys (bilbies?) exist. still not done processing this.

@muppetbutler doesnt matter if you FEEL that ape, human, lemur etc. arent monkey, they are, sis. deal with it.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.