spending my day fixing up all the dumb shit that i’ve done over the last week at work

please buy my self help book “what if i simply stopped having a bad one and started having a good one...” in stores now

thinking about way back like 9 years ago when i could sleep like a normal human being

i can’t wait to go to work tomorrow and be stressed out for 9 consecutive hours without sitting down

there are $40 laminators and $600 laminators and they are indistinguishable

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