walking up to gilly at 5am and saying “hello little boy would you like some spaghetti”

i know that a gorilla would hold me like a baby this is not up for debate

i have literally never been on a single date in my life and i am shitting bricks

please send your local brooky positive date energy so she doesn’t act like a giant dickhead

i swear to god someone boosts your that every time we’re at the pub

i’m too lazy but imagine “me” over the old man with a machete and “my meat” over nessie

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