It is very hard to make yourself go to sleep when you’re holding a tiny super computer full of your friends
@muppetbutler go to bed, my queen!!! there will be more adventures when you wake up
@realtoddhoward I will try
@muppetbutler i'm loading a gun full of sleeping pills
@realtoddhoward pull the trigger queen
@muppetbutler i'm doing a double-tap as i cry uncontrollably
@muppetbutler goodnight brooko
@johnrandom goodnight orb
@muppetbutler we gave our children pocket access to the new and improved Library of Alexandria and asked them not to ruin their eyesight with reading
Please let us out you've been keeping us like this for days.
@muppetbutler me showing my 12-year old self an iPhone: “well... no it doesn’t play any Game Boy games, emulation isn’t allowed without side loading and... look here’s YouTube!”
@muppetbutler But it can also kind of help in not feeling to sleep alone, when you're sleeping on your own...
@muppetbutler big fucking mood
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.