this pelican is probably a grey alien in disguise but i still love them please don’t say anything mean about this pelican i will cry

@muppetbutler have you ever seen a pelican eat a pigeon?

them pouch-beaked monsters are straight-up cryptids.

@muppetbutler he is terrifyingly angry and I'm sorry for whatever I did

@realmaxkeeble oh my god, I’ll tell them next time i have lunch with them

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