the green goblin could get it
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why uncle ben always gotta die fuck off
this is not a shit post, i want to fuck the green goblin #brookotour
@matt hey matt
@muppetbutler more interested in what you imagined tbh
@matt i wouldn’t worry about it
@muppetbutler in my mind he is the smoothest ken doll imaginable
@matt the ultimate twink
@muppetbutler BONE SAW IT READYYYYYYYY
@muppetbutler It ready? It's too early in the morning for me to be writing words on the internet I think.
@muppetbutler he WAS ready... ☹️
@muppetbutler shut the hell up
@muppetbutler The goblin or willem dafoe as the goblin? bc he's amazing looking.
@adoxographer willem dafoe as anything tbh
@muppetbutler You're a cryptid of exquisite and sophisticated taste, brooko.
@adoxographer thank you for enabling this
@muppetbutler one of the head chefs @ my bf’s culinary training center looked EXACTLY like willem dafoe and everyone called him that behind his back. anyway I just wanna say, I Understand
@photophoregirl thank you for understanding
@muppetbutler green goblin has a canonically enormous hog
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.