tobey maguire’s nipples do not look like what i had imagined

sad 

this is not a shit post, i want to fuck the green goblin

@muppetbutler in my mind he is the smoothest ken doll imaginable

@muppetbutler It ready? It's too early in the morning for me to be writing words on the internet I think.

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