i have been scrolling through this fucking blog entry for 9 years just to get to the recipe
@muppetbutler when will brooko come home from the siege of troy (scrolling through a blog post)
@muppetbutler before i get to this recipe which could fit on a note card - i'd like to tell you of a mildly remarkable thanksgiving i had where my son knocked out his front teeth
@muppetbutler i know you're looking for my 'best apple crostada' secrets but hang in there while i tell you about my extended stint in chemo where i learned the value of passing recipes down from generation to generation.
@muppetbutler look i know all you want is my extremely basic combination of spices to make your own taco seasoning but buckle up for 6000 words on how i feel cultural appropriation is getting absolutely out of control here in a small town in utah you have never heard of.
@muppetbutler 10 secrets to perfect southern style fried chicken! buried in a wall of text that also details why i decided to name my oldest son Zane
@Zoe zoe please let me breathe
@muppetbutler i could probably do this all day but i really dont want to kill you this early on in our life long friendship
@Zoe @muppetbutler my own evergreen recipe blog toot: https://octodon.social/@ItsTheManOnTheMoon/101473522906236174
@Zoe I wish you would
@muppetbutler imagine if it was a slideshow link at the end
@boisdevache oh god no
@muppetbutler i don't want to listen to your monologue about fall leaves rustling through your childhood backyard just tell Me how much fuckin garlic
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