@gayalien @root trying to inflate my girthless cis peen but instead just getting painful air bubbles throughout my internals

@gayalien @root love it when someone misinterprets the word “blowjob” and tries to inflate my tiny cis dick (I’m done now)

@jojo @gayalien @root lol my friend's cousin back in high school was kind of naive

and her bf asked her for a blowjob

he was uncircumcised

so she blew up his foreskin like a balloon

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