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if I get the jar I call dibs on making @mopickles@cryptids.online

make sure y'all follow me here because I'm going cryptid hunting later today

that jar of pickles will be mine

patreon rewards:
$1 - will create a post every week mentioning you & your donation!
$5 - (if upgrading from $1 tier) will stop making all the posts calling you a "cheap ass"

rebooting the west wing and they get alec baldwin doing his trump impression to play the president

making fun of the front bottoms on masto is like when you shoplift in skyrim and the entire town turns on you

Putting the final touches on my commission offer to any programmer who will create the Holiest and Mightiest of Content Filters. The aim is simple. An end to anime.

what do I need to do to catch the attention of the entirety of cryptids.online

🎵🎶GHOULS, GOBLINS, AND GRIMEY GRUBS🎶🎵

🎵🎶THESE ARE THE CREATURES I'D LIKE TO HUG🎶🎵

:rh_h: :rh_a: :rh_p: :rh_p: :rh_y:
:rh_h: :rh_a: :rh_l: :rh_l: :rh_o: :rh_w: :rh_e: :rh_e: :rh_n:

*crashes through the window of an old mansion during a thunderstorm* hey dudes

new cryptid idea: a cis white boy who understands how to work a coochie

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.