I finished Evangelion and end-of. As such I am taking a break from posting to pursue my new hobby, walking into the ocean to return from that which I came.

eva posting 

that scene in spider-man 3 where aunt may recounts how uncle ben proposed to her and it's just a great quiet and heartfelt scene, would literally never be in an MCU movie

i am the opposite of excited about all of the announced marvel crap. who cares

when everyone else is passed out and can't help clean up


Question a coworker asked me this morning 

and his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with him...

fbi agent: so why exactly did you say you were "going to get all gakked up on Mucinex DM and drive a 1976 ford pinto into the pentagon" what did that mean
me, drinking out of a 64 ounce big gulp: i just thought saying that kicked ass and ruled mostly

I used to hate jazz until I came to this scat lounge and the woman started freestyling about a guy lying about his 10-inch penis, I’m the biggest fan of Jazz now

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.