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Join a fediverse watchmen server! Talking about the show and the comic and everything! discord.gg/ayuczJZ

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Seriously thanks to everyone who has been watching my streams while I still fumble through technical problems and get more comfortable speaking to the camera and whatnot!!! I hope to continute to get better! 💜

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@redcosmonaut mfw when I work as a "consultant" for an "unnamed government agency"

when a customer expects me to do the bare minimum of my job at work

bob's burgers episode where jimmy pesto has a papa johns style meltdown when

when a customer expects me to do the bare minimum of my job at work

just want a record out there that earlier tonight said the funniest joke ever spoken out loud

masto’s gotta come together and get a bofa burger

the landscape of mastodon has changed. the masses no longer clamor for my MILF and eggnog toots.
I'm washed up. finished

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